Why do people never get hungry at the seaside?

Because of the sand-which is there

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A group went camping by the seaside when it started to rain

For all in tents and porpoises, the rain didn’t bother them much.

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📅︎ Nov 10 2020
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What did the math teacher buy at the seaside lingerie boutique?

An algae bra.

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📅︎ Oct 22 2018
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Anytime and every time we see a boat at the seaside, lake, river etc...

"I can see a boat, canoe?"

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📅︎ Aug 21 2013
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What's the difference between a beach and a cliff?

One is seaside and the other is...

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📅︎ Mar 16 2023
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I'm not sure weather this is funny

It's an absolutely gorgeous autumn day here. Beautifully clear skies, warm with a light breeze. We are driving back from the seaside markets. The weather man on the car's radio is telling us the same. "Mostly sunny ... Today temperature will be in the mid twenties."

My daughter (9) "Mid twenties. I thought the weather was much older than that."

I'm so very proud

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📅︎ Apr 17 2022
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A man is driving a pickup truck along the road.

In his flat bed he has a bunch of little ducklings. He drives past a police car which immediately fires up his blues and twos, and pulls the pickup truck over.

Policeman says: Sorry mate, you can't be driving around with ducks in your flatbed. You have to take them to the zoo or something.

So, the next day, the same man is driving the same pickup truck on the same road with the same ducklings in the back, except this time they're all wearing sunglasses! The same police officer pulls him over again.

Policeman says: look mate, I told you yesterday to take those bloody baby ducks to the zoo!

Man says: I did, they absolutely loved it! We're going to the seaside next!

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👤︎ u/Joshymint
📅︎ Jun 18 2021
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I was on holiday in Poland...

...with a fellow Dad last weekend when we walked past what looked very much like a strip club. He was a little surprised to find such an establishment in the rather staid seaside resort we were staying in, so I explained that we were in a country with a long and respectable tradition of Pole dancing.

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📅︎ Jun 17 2015
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I'm headed to Belize for awhile and my dad had this great one

Me: hey dad I'm staying in the seaside hostel in Belize

Dad: wow, that is unBelizable

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👤︎ u/alBROgge
📅︎ Jan 17 2016
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