The Seaside Puns

A list of puns related to "The Seaside"

A group went camping by the seaside when it started to rain

For all in tents and porpoises, the rain didn’t bother them much.

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👤︎ u/thevectorvictor
📅︎ Nov 10 2020
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Why do people never get hungry at the seaside?

Because of the sand-which is there

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👤︎ u/forest-of-ewood
📅︎ Aug 01 2020
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What did the math teacher buy at the seaside lingerie boutique?

An algae bra.

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👤︎ u/mummifiedclown
📅︎ Oct 22 2018
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Anytime and every time we see a boat at the seaside, lake, river etc...

"I can see a boat, canoe?"

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👤︎ u/hakunamatattas
📅︎ Aug 21 2013
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I was on holiday in Poland...

...with a fellow Dad last weekend when we walked past what looked very much like a strip club. He was a little surprised to find such an establishment in the rather staid seaside resort we were staying in, so I explained that we were in a country with a long and respectable tradition of Pole dancing.

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👤︎ u/PonyMamacrane
📅︎ Jun 17 2015
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I'm headed to Belize for awhile and my dad had this great one

Me: hey dad I'm staying in the seaside hostel in Belize

Dad: wow, that is unBelizable

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👤︎ u/alBROgge
📅︎ Jan 17 2016
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