Inmates at HMP Manchester are refusing to eat the Moroccan spiced chicken dish they're given every Friday, claiming it is being used to secretly medicate them with aggression-suppressants hidden in the sauce.
That sounds to me like one of those cons' piri piri theories.
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︎ Jan 10 2021
With the holidays near, to set a festive atmosphere at your table, be sure you have a shiny chrome plate to hold your condiment sauce. Why?
Because there is no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.
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︎ Nov 18 2020
What is the Devil's favourite Chinese Sauce?
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︎ Dec 28 2020
I asked my daughter if we needed anything at the grocery store. She said "Soy Sauce."
I replied: "Ola Sauce, Soy Dad."
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︎ Oct 26 2020
They finally caught the guy who's been putting hot sauce in beer mugs
His name: Dr. Frank's-in-stein.
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︎ Nov 18 2020
I ordered chicken fingers tossed in Buffalo sauce the other day
I asked the chef to be gentle while tossing them though. Because theyβre tenders.
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︎ Sep 14 2020
Authorities have been trying to figure out how the Worcestershire sauce truck spilled...
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︎ May 11 2020
Why was the pasta scared of the sauce?
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︎ Aug 23 2020
Did you hear about the pasta sauce that was really good at knocking down pins?
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︎ Aug 07 2020
For all you folks living with diabetes... (My daughter and I both have type 1.) Hereβs the joke β What do you say when the waitress at the Mexican restaurant asks you if you want sauce with your carne asada?
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︎ Aug 17 2020
What did the mustard say to the other sauce when they went for a run?
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︎ Jul 13 2020
This is the sauce
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︎ Oct 31 2019
A truck carrying Worcestershire sauce crashed the other day. The dispatcher asked for the situation
The officer replied: βItβs hard to sayβ
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︎ Apr 06 2020
Bill, the weatherman: βTodayβs weather forecast will be two beans in a tomato, meat sauce.β
Anchor: Bill, what on earth are you talking about?
Bill: Itβll be a little chili.
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︎ Apr 16 2020
Donβt get lost in the sauce
Cause then youβll have to ketchup
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︎ Jan 16 2020
Don't put soy sauce on your testicles like the viral Tik Tok videos say.
Never Kikkoman in the balls.
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︎ Jan 26 2020
Went to one of those artisan pizza places. The cheese and sauce were alright.
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︎ Feb 15 2020
I saw a guy pouring soy sauce on another guy laying on the ground, so I punched him
It's not right to Kikkoman when he's down
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︎ Aug 09 2019
I moved far away from my parents, but every year around this time I make the trip back because my mom makes this delicious sauce for dinner...
You could say I'm home for the hollandaise.
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︎ Nov 30 2019
The real origin of the sauce called Worcestershire
While it's true it was invented by a restaurant owner in Worcestershire, he couldn't come up with a catchy name. Serving it to a customer, the owner asked them how they liked their dinner. The customer replied, "It was delicious! What's this here sauce?"
Personal note: this is an authentic dad joke from my dad.
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︎ Jul 28 2019
What sauce do Hobbits dislike the most?
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︎ Nov 17 2019
Why did the chef cover Pete with dough, sauce and pepperoni?
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︎ Sep 07 2019
I missed the documentary on TV on how they make tomato sauce...
... I guess Iβll have to watch it on ketch up.
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︎ Aug 19 2019
Why did the cranberry sauce cross the road?
To get to the other sides.
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︎ Nov 21 2018
I lost my job recently so my wife went out and bought my favourite soy sauce to ease the pain.
I said, "Kikkoman when he's done, huh?"
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︎ Aug 17 2019
Ted's wife was a horrible cook. She served mashed potatoes that were so runny, that his whole plate resembled soup. Even though she insisted that she drained the pasta, her spaghetti was so watery that the sauce ran off the plate. Ted had no choice...
...he was forced to take out a restraining order.
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︎ Jun 14 2019
What's the ghoul's favourite sauce?
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︎ Dec 29 2018
I went out for Chinese, but had an accident on the way. When I finally made it home, I realized they didn't give me any soy sauce.
They really know how to Kikkoman when he's down.
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︎ Apr 26 2018
I missed the last few cooking classes about making tomato sauce.
Looks like I've to ketchup with it.
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︎ Jan 30 2019
Dutch sauce is good while on the road, but...
There's no place like home for the hollandaise.
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︎ Nov 21 2018
I always love visiting my parents for Thanksgiving. My Mom makes the best sauce for our Eggs Benedict. I guess itβs true...
...thereβs no place like home for the hollandaise.
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︎ Nov 21 2018
What is the favorite sauce in a shipping department for a calendar company?
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︎ Dec 09 2018
Where do the spaghetti and sauce go to dance?
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︎ Aug 03 2018
What is the best pasta for pesto sauce?
It depennes on your taste
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︎ Jun 13 2017
Why was the Cranberry sauce red?
Because it saw the Turkey Dressing.
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︎ Nov 25 2016
Why was the sauce scared of dating the pasta?
It was alfredo commitment.
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︎ Mar 22 2019
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