Because it was pirated.
The captain was standing on the deck!
Because they often get lost at "C"!
I'm impressed!
It was all Hans on deck!
I said, "He's in the Galley, Leo."
I swear, that guy struts around like all the planets revolve around him.
So that it wooden sink.
Helsinki.
The Navigation Bar
Aft-ermarket parts!
Well, I'm impressed.
Because they were having a sale!
An old sailor fell from the crows nest onto the deck. He survived. He was used to hardships.
"Because if they fell forward they'd still be in the boat."
Back story. We give the new guys a hard time. It's tradition. Whenever we get a new kid they always send them to me with one of these questions.
"The clock," replied Hook.
Because it was pirated.
Get it? For boating?
He got lost at C
Cause otherwise they'd get astern talking to.
Most Thanksgivings, my dad drops this gem whenever somebody passes him the yams.
"I yams what I yams, and that's all that I yams."
The captain was standing on the deck.
