Why did the coffee file a police report?
My grandfather died because the report said he had Type A blood.
Unfortunately it was a Type-O.
Teacher: Felix, when is the boiling point reached? Felix: Just after my father reads my report card.
An atom called the cops to report he had an electron stolen. The cop asked, "Are you sure?"
And the atom replied, "I'm positive!"
Sad to report the death of the founder of Dulux paint. He died this morning from hypothermia on top of a mountain.
It's been reported he could have done with another coat.
Why did the fish have a bad report card?
because his teacher was crappe
A report just came out exposing how the government's mishandling of an explosive object could've caused the deaths of hundreds of civilians
I've just got some new glasses, and when I first put them on, I could see tiny little people with wings at the end of the garden. I rang my optician to report the problem, but he said it was completely normal with these glasses...
The news always reports on violations of human rights
But what about their lefts?
TIL: 29% of people report having to use the bathroom right after drinking a cup of coffee
The other 71% that don't are full of it
I was robbed outside and went in to report the crime. When I walked in, someone asked me what it was like outside.
I said, “it’s a bit muggy.”
What did the teacher do with her student's report on the history of cheese?
My boss thought the spacing in my report was weird
But I felt it was justified
There are reports that, because of the covid outbreak, Rick Astley is hoarding copies of a 2009 Pixar film, and all albums by a southern metal band from New Orleans. He is not allowing anyone to borrow them. It's also said that Mr. Astley is refusing to go out and purchase cake for others.
To summarize:
He's never gonna give you Up
Never gonna lend you Down
Never gonna run around, and dessert you.
A status report from the department of justice
I read a report that said 100% of the world's major corporations had unmarried female as CEOs
It was a completely miss-leading report
There was this news reporter who enjoyed incorporating puns into their reports. One day, they had to cover the story of a mass stabbing. Unfortunately, the reporter couldn't think of a pun so they just sighed and went on to report the news how it was...
"Sorry, no pun n' ten dead"
Why did the pretzel file a police report?
Did you know the first weather report was delivered to Julius Caesar?
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Why did you report the Pokémon to the police?
He was having a pik-at-chu when you were getting changed!
Why did the student scream when he saw his report card?
Why did the pistachio file a police report?
As a reporter, I've done quite a few odd assignments. One especially memorable assignment was to report on the barefoot ginger convention.
Over 2,000 gingers showed up and there wasn't a sole to be seen.
My mail order bride arrived today, deceased. The coroner's report noted she was missing an organ...
and the company refused to refund my purchase because it had already been de-livered.
Why did the coffee file a police report?
Why did the coffee file a police report?
My grandfather died because the report said he had Type A blood
Turns out it was a Type-O
My grandfather died because the report said he had type A blood
Unfortunately it was a Type-O
Why did the coffee file a police report?
The news always reports on violations of human rights
But what about their lefts?
why did the coffee file a police report?
Why did the coffee file a police report?
My grandfather died because the report said that he needed Type-A blood
Unfortunately, it was a Type-O
Why did the coffee file a police report
My grandfather died because the report said he had Type A blood.
Unfortunately it was a Type-O.
Why did the coffee file a police report?
Why did the coffee file a police report?
What did the teacher do with the students report on the history of Cheese
Why did the coffee file a police report?
Because it got mugged
^PS ^sorry ^if ^this ^has ^been ^used ^before
Why did the coffee file a police report?
Why did the coffee file a police report?
Why did the coffee file a police report?
Why did the coffee file a police report?
My grandpa died because the report said he had Type-A blood.
Unfortunately, it was a Type-O.
Why did the coffee file a police report?
Why did the coffee pot file a police report?
Why did the kid scream when he saw his report card
Why did the coffee file a police report?
Why did the coffee file a police report?
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