Long live Rudolph the red
Rudolph the red and his wife were on a stroll. Rudolph the red looked up at the sky and said "we should hurry up, there is a storm comming". So his wife asked "how do u know" and he replied...
"Rudolph the red knows rain dear"
Rudolph the Red knows rain dear
What do you call a bunch of racist red necks storming the Capitol Building?
A viking named Rudolph The Red was looking out his window one day
"Its going to rain soon" he said to his wife.
"How could you possibly know that?" She asked.
He simply replied,
"Because Rudolph The Red knows rain, dear."
What is the fruit that is green on the outside and red with black seeds on the inside, the name start with an H
What does a white hat dropped into the Red Sea become?
Did you hear about the red-haired elf in the baking dept. at the North Pole?
I was left a package this morning. On the front in big red letters it said, "PLEASE DO NOT BEND"
I thought to myself, how the f**k am I supposed to pick it up?
My 12 year old daughter got me today. Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer was playing on the radio.
"What was the other reindeer's name?"
"Um, Dasher?"
No."
"Dancer?"
"No. Olive."
"Olive?"
"Yes! Olive, the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names."
I was very proud.
Snoopy AKA Snoop dogg AKA the Red Baron has been spotted flying his Dogg house today. It is understood that he defeated his enemies in one fell snoop.
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer is pronounced dead after colliding with a flock of seagulls and a 747 over Madrid.
Eyewitnesses say the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.
Can’t wait for the first married woman to walk on the red planet.
Just so I can ask if there’s wife on Mars.
Which red is the hardest to see?
Why did the Red Cross not allow Jesus and Muhammad to volunteer?
It’s a non-prophet organization.
After the exodus through the Red Sea, Moses's staff could no longer perform miracles, and still he kept it beside him the rest of his life...
...he just couldn't part with it.
Did you hear about the violent crash between the red ship and the blue ship?
All the sailors were marooned!
What's the difference between red and blue thermometers?
The other day, I thought my blue car had turned red
But it was just a pigment of my imagination
A woman driving a minivan with 7 hyperactive kids gets pulled over for running a red light. The cop says “Don’t you know when to stop?” The woman says...
What happened when the red boat crashed into the blue boat?
The bass player of Red Hot Chili Peppers opened a second hand store
They're calling it the Flea Market
What did the blue sheep say to the red sheep?
Voting third party is a waste.
The button is RED.
It's REDdit, not ORANGEdit.
So I wanted to buy my wife a nice yellow orchid for her birthday, but then I swapped it for a red rose in the last second...
You could say it was a quick change of plants
Why did the bear turn red?
Because he was em-bear-ssed
Me: *arriving at the office after lunch in a nice red dress.*
My boss: Why are you dressed as a woman?!
Me: What do you mean? You asked me if i could join the meeting with the Chinese as a trans later?
What do you get if you swim in the red sea?
To the scumbag that stole 300 cans of Red Bull from my store,
I don't know how you can sleep at night.
As a colorblind man, i thought i saw red for the first time
Turns out it was only a pigment of my imagination
Why did the elephant paint its toenails red?
So it could hide in a cherry tree. Have you ever seen an elephant hiding in a cherry tree? It works.
Why did the snail paint a big red S on the side of his race car?
Because he wanted to hear everyone say "Look at that S car go!".
TIL the color magenta doesn't exist, it is your brain trying to make sense of your red and blue cones activating while the green is inactive.
Turns out, it's a pigment of your imagination
What do I have if I have 8 red LEGO bricks in one hand and 16 blue LEGO bricks in the other hand?
The colours red, white and blue are the colours of freedom.
Until they are flashing behind you.
A French guy started a charitable foundation that symbolizes the coexistence between faiths; combining "Red Cross" and "Red Crescent". What did he call it?
whats the difference between red and purple?
A Viking named Rudolph the Red
One night a viking named Rudolph the Red was looking out the window when he said, “It’s going to rain.”
His wife asked, “How do you know?”
He said, “Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
A viking by the name of Rudolph the Red was sitting in his home, when he looked out the window.
He told his wife that it was going to rain soon. His wife, never hearing her husband predict the weather before asks, "How Rudolph, how do you know its going to rain soon?"
"Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."
A Viking named Rudolph the Red was looking out the window when he said
“It looks like it’s going to rain” his wife said how do you know?
He replied “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear....
One Night a Viking named Rudolph the Red told his wife, It’s going to Rain...she asked how he knew...
Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear
(Yes, I stole this from another sub:))
If you dunk a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?
One night, a Viking called Rudolph the red was looking out of his window when he suddenly said "It's going to rain". His wife asked "how do you know?"
"Because rudolph the red knows rain, dear"
What happened when the red ship and the blue ship crashed
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