But Patrick is the star.
The first guy answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!"
The policeman says, "Well...uh...that's because the picture I showed is his side profile."
Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second guy and asks him, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
The second guy smiles, flips his hair and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!"
The policeman angrily responds, "What's the matter with you two?!!? Of course only one eye and one ear are showing because it's a picture of his side profile! Is that the best answer you can come up with?"
Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third guy and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?
He quickly adds, "Think hard before giving me a stupid answer."
The third guy looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "The suspect wears contact lenses."
The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesn't know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not.
"Well, that's an interesting answer. Wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and I'll get back to you on that."
He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect's file on his computer and comes back with a beaming smile on his face.
"Wow! I can't believe it. It's TRUE! The suspect does, in fact, wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?"
"That's easy..." the third guy replied. "He can't wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear."
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now
But something is very fishy with his new betrouthed.
I guess we aren't going to work out
He always quacks the case.
In case she needed to draw blood.
Found out they need them to draw blood
Kid: Look Dad it's Robin!
Me: What's he robbing 🤨
Kid: facepalm 🤣
She laughed and said, "No, this is an old-fashioned watch! You have to look at it!"
Strange...usually Australians boo meringue
Patrick is clearly the star.
But you have to prove your jokes can land.
Star Czech.
So I started cooking my steaks well done.
Because it was Crypto-night
Three, to be exact.
The rabbit says "I think I'm a type O"
The man says, “Oh, my wife is a gynecologist.”
But I’m keeping it low key.
I guess you could say I’m low key not loving it
Never gonna give up never gonna let you down
It's an solid example.
It was my intermission.
Librarian: "Well, that would kinda defeat the purpose, don't you think?"
Oops, wrong sub.
All of the crew are marooned
Reddit.
I heard the Characters suck a lot
IT DROWNED.
Washington DC.
He didn’t make the cut
It’s about dads who walk around the house all day turning off lights and muttering that they’re “not made of money.”
It was a late parrot.
She looked at me and replied "your eyesight is damn near perfect."
And yet, the prosecution couldn't make the charges stick
"Rudolph the red knows rain dear"
It was a fragrant disregard for public safety.
The crews got marooned...
Don't look I'm changing.
Dancing with the stars
Solid, liquid and gas
Just incase she had to draw blood
The first guy answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!"
The policeman says, "Well...uh...that's because the picture I showed is his side profile."
Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second guy and asks him, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
The second guy smiles, flips his hair and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!"
The policeman angrily responds, "What's the matter with you two?!!? Of course only one eye and one ear are showing because it's a picture of his side profile! Is that the best answer you can come up with?"
Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third guy and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?
He quickly adds, "Think hard before giving me a stupid answer."
The third guy looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "The suspect wears contact lenses."
The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesn't know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not.
"Well, that's an interesting answer. Wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and I'll get back to you on that."
He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect's file on his computer and comes back with a beaming smile on his face.
"Wow! I can't believe it. It's TRUE! The suspect does, in fact, wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?"
"That's easy..." the third guy replied. "He can't wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear."
That's when I knew we weren't going to work out.
That's when I knew that we weren't going to work out.
