My dad had a burning question about grammar and I didn't know the answer so I came here to ask it.
His question was, "Is 'buttcheeks' one word?"
"Or should I spread them apart?"
I was once offered the chance to join a secret club, where anyone who asks a question is permanently banned.
Jean-Pierre’s dream of meeting an Extra-Terrestrial finally came true. His first question for the alien was...
You must be from Mars, eh?
Dentists always ask dumb questions like “when’s the last time you flossed?”
Wife (serious question): What is the difference between a date and a prune?
Me: one you get lucky and the other you don't.
She was mad enough to leave the room...
Don't question the context.
The most important question before choosing your future wife ...
Guys, I have a question. Me and a friend are arguing about the setting of the Ace Attorney games.
He keeps telling me its LA, but its gotta be Phoenix, right?
With the global warming raising the sea level, it is only a question of time for England to become Engsea.
A cop ran into a drunk driver and asks the question “How high are you?”
The drunk driver responds: “No, its ‘Hi, how are you?’”
Two blokes go for a job. Before they can get the job they are asked some questions.
One said to the other i wont get the job i not good at questions.
Dont worry said the other i go in first and i will tell you the answers?
So he goes in the boss said to him; If i poke you in the left eye what would happen.
I would go half blind.
If i poke you right eye what would happen.
I would go fully blind.
Congratulations you have got the job. Send the other candidate in.
As the other candidate was going in the he said the answers are Half blind and Fully blind.
Thanks mate and goes to see the boss.
Right said the boss if i cut your ear off what would happen.
I would go half blind.
Okay said the boss if i cut your other ear off what would happen.
I would go fully blind.
The boss looks puzzled and said how do you make that out.
He said thats obvious.
My cap would fall over my eyes!!
I have a question for people who take the bus...
Are you supposed to give it back?
Where did the question mark go
A man goes to his church to ask the priest a question.
"How much does it cost to get a church-singing group?" the man asks.
The priest replies, "you mean, a choir?"
"Uh, okay, I didn't think that mattered. How much does it cost to acquire a church-singing group?"
Question: How does the insulin organ maximise surface area?
It has a lot of pan-creases.
Sorry.
I was on a game show and the final question was "What do you call a 3D painting made out of plaster?" I couldn't think of the answer and I was worried I'd lose all of the money. Then I got it right!
How do the fish police question suspects?
They use the good carp, bad carp method.
Confucius knew the answers to all of life’s questions.
The same cannot be said of his twin brother, Confusion.
The attending neonatal pediatrician was always grumpy and irritated by our questions about our babies...
...to be fair, we were warned by the nurses that he was known to have very little patients.
Being a farmer, my son had lots of questions. One day he asked “ why are the cows laying down”
Asking the right questions
Context: Movie in question is the 2004 SpongeBob movie
Answer the question woman!
Customer: I have a question about the menu please.
Server: slaps customer THE MEN I PLEASE ARE NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!
What did the exclamation point say to the question mark?
I am asking the last person that was able to ask Regis Philbin a question to please come forward.
I have to know what his final answer was.
Ok babe, I have a question. I'm pretty sure the answer is no...
...but what is the opposite of yes?
The question was: "How do people with extremely long fake nails properly wipe their butts after pooping? Saw someone struggling to type on their phone today with those bad boys"
To bee, or not to bee? That, is the question.
I failed a health and safety course yesterday. One of the questions was ‘in the event of a fire, what steps would you take?’
‘Large ones’ was apparently the wrong answer.
The punchline comes before the question.
What's the worst part about time traveling jokes?
Which Witcher character knows the answers to all quiz questions?
What is often at the beginning of a question
Your mom had to get a tuberculosis test for work. I guess we'll finally have an answer to the age-old question . . .
My son got into a fist fight with his music teacher because he wrongly answered a question in his test. When he told me the story I just could say one thing...
"Son, violins is not the answer".
My 3 year old is constantly asking me questions about the new fish we got
He sure axolotl questions!
Trivia question! How long does it take for electricity to travel the length of a 10 car train?
It all depends on the conductor.
Can't answer the question
My wife: I'm not in any kind of state to be answering questions like that!
Me: What questions DO they answer in Florida?
Why does the spicy pepper ask so many questions?
What did the German math teacher say to the student that got a question wrong?
Customer: “I have a question about the menu please?”
Waitress: “You don’t need to know anything about the men I please”
The question was what would Disney characters tinder bio be
Dadjokes are without question the best jokes in the world and let me write why in the comment section.
My son learned about radioactive decay in chemistry class, he was real excited when he got home and had a million questions. He wanted to build a reactor in the back yard. I told him we couldn’t. “What, are you not smart enough?”
“No U”
I’ll see myself out.
The punchline comes before the question.
What's the worst part about time traveling jokes?
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