The roofing business in my town is offering an excellent promotion.

If you buy one roof, it’s on the house.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2021
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Why did the scarecrow get the job promotion?

He was outstanding in his field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TyYourNewBFF
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2021
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My wife was a captain in the Army Reserve. She told me she had a promotion and asked me to attend the ceremony. I don’t know much about the Army,

...but I understand this promotion was a major ordeal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlickHeadSinger
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2021
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I got a promotion at the crematorium.

My boss told me I urned it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bridgejano11
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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Why did the sporting goods employee get denied a promotion?

He sold himself shorts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brewthumb
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2021
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My buddy Jesus got promoted to a supervisory position and I got to choose the music for his promotion party.

I went with "Your Own Personnel Jesus"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KatLikeGaming
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2020
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Somebody give a promotion to the person writing these descriptions.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TomHopeless
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2019
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I got a promotion at the ladder company

You could say I’m stepping up in the world.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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I got a big promotion! I'm now the Electronic Innovation and Entertainment Information Officer for Elderly McDonald's Agricultural Enterprises.

I can't wait to put E.I.E.I.O. on my resume!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nesogra
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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Why did the milk bottle get a promotion?

Because it was a liter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/H_crassicornis
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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I just got a promotion as Director at the Old MacDonald farm.

I'm the CIEIO

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tobias_drundridge
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2019
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To attract new visitors, the Museum of Natural History ran a promotion where they gave away actual dinosaur vertebrae from their collection.

Everyone was taken aback.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/this_is_grand
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2018
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My friend just got a huge promotion at the pickle factory...

Turns out, he's a pretty big dill.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/koravel
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2018
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Did you hear about the monkey's promotion?

He's the new branch manager

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dylanthomas29
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2018
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Why was the scarecrow given a promotion?

Because he was out-standing in his field

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AchWho
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2015
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Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/matdave
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BadDentalWork
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was out standing in his field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fatfletch
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MARKHENRY88
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field......

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrBlue08
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

He was outstanding in his field!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/viking2fi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2020
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Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Cause he was outstanding in his field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SilverWaters793
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2019
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Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

He was outstanding in his field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cananbaum
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2019
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Did you hear about the scarecrow who got a promotion?

He was out standing in his field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/talldean
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2018
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Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clarke_CD
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2019
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Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chipkoekjes
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2019
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Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

He was outstanding in his field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/huntegowk
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2019
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Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

He was out standing in his field

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dwilson1410
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2019
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I got a promotion at the farm

I'm the new CIEIO

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2018
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Why did the cow get a promotion?

Why did the cow get a promotion?

She was outstanding in her field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DonkeyKwong7
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2014
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Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoHerd43
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2017
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Why did the scarecrow get a promotion at work?

He was out standing in his field

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mozes57
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2013
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You know why the scarecrow got a promotion?

Because he was out standing in his field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RompiendoMal
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2016
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Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

He was out standing in his field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yeah_MeToo
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2013
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