The roofing business in my town is offering an excellent promotion.
If you buy one roof, itβs on the house.
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︎ Jun 11 2021
Why did the scarecrow get the job promotion?
He was outstanding in his field.
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︎ Apr 21 2021
My wife was a captain in the Army Reserve. She told me she had a promotion and asked me to attend the ceremony. I donβt know much about the Army,
...but I understand this promotion was a major ordeal.
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︎ Apr 05 2021
I got a promotion at the crematorium.
My boss told me I urned it.
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︎ Jan 11 2021
Why did the sporting goods employee get denied a promotion?
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︎ Feb 14 2021
My buddy Jesus got promoted to a supervisory position and I got to choose the music for his promotion party.
I went with "Your Own Personnel Jesus"
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︎ Mar 17 2020
Somebody give a promotion to the person writing these descriptions.
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︎ Mar 28 2019
I got a promotion at the ladder company
You could say Iβm stepping up in the world.
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︎ Oct 28 2019
I got a big promotion! I'm now the Electronic Innovation and Entertainment Information Officer for Elderly McDonald's Agricultural Enterprises.
I can't wait to put E.I.E.I.O. on my resume!
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︎ Nov 02 2019
Why did the milk bottle get a promotion?
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︎ Nov 22 2019
I just got a promotion as Director at the Old MacDonald farm.
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︎ May 06 2019
To attract new visitors, the Museum of Natural History ran a promotion where they gave away actual dinosaur vertebrae from their collection.
Everyone was taken aback.
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︎ Oct 20 2018
My friend just got a huge promotion at the pickle factory...
Turns out, he's a pretty big dill.
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︎ Feb 20 2018
Did you hear about the monkey's promotion?
He's the new branch manager
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︎ Dec 11 2018
Why was the scarecrow given a promotion?
Because he was out-standing in his field
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︎ Nov 18 2015
Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
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︎ Nov 09 2020
Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
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︎ Dec 19 2020
Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
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︎ Oct 18 2020
Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?
Because he was out standing in his field.
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︎ Oct 22 2020
Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
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︎ Aug 22 2020
Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?
Because he was outstanding in his field......
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︎ Jun 25 2020
Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?
He was outstanding in his field!
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︎ Apr 29 2020
Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?
Cause he was outstanding in his field.
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︎ Aug 30 2019
Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?
He was outstanding in his field.
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︎ May 21 2019
Did you hear about the scarecrow who got a promotion?
He was out standing in his field.
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︎ Oct 01 2018
Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
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︎ Jul 24 2019
Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?
Because he was outstanding in his field
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︎ May 11 2019
Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?
He was outstanding in his field.
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︎ Apr 06 2019
Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?
He was out standing in his field
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︎ Jan 12 2019
I got a promotion at the farm
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︎ Aug 06 2018
Why did the cow get a promotion?
Why did the cow get a promotion?
She was outstanding in her field.
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︎ May 27 2014
Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
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︎ Jun 17 2017
Why did the scarecrow get a promotion at work?
He was out standing in his field
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︎ Oct 17 2013
You know why the scarecrow got a promotion?
Because he was out standing in his field.
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︎ Jun 19 2016
Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?
He was out standing in his field.
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︎ Jun 28 2013
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