Back in high school I took my girl to the prom

First I had to stand in line for the tickets.

Then I had to stand in line to get my tux

Next I had to stand in line to rent the limo

Finally I had to stand in line to get her boutonniere

When we got to the prom after all this she said she was thirsty, so I went to get her a drink. But there was no punch line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LilShaver
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2022
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When it was my first prom I was really nervous, and this called me to be really thirsty. As a song ends, I see my opportunity and all of a sudden I rush to the punch bowl.

There is no punch line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Same-Sir-4036
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2022
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Why didn’t the four ask the five to the school prom?

He was two squared

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Why did a kid bring a fig to the prom?

Because he couldn't find a date!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bootlebat
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2021
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My son asked me today, β€œwhy didn’t the head go to prom?”

Me: β€œwhy?”

Son: β€œBecause he had noBODY to dance with”

He’s ten and says he came up with it on his own. I’m so proud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_seph_i_am
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2021
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A teenager drives up to his crush's house the day before school prom and asks if she would like to dance with him.

She excitedly says yes, and the boy spends the entirety of the next day preparing for the big day.

The first thing he does to make it extra fancy is to rent a limousine for a day (yes, he is rich), but when he arrives at the rental center, he notices that many other people had the same idea. There was an enormous line that stretched out the building. Nevertheless, this boy was determined to make this night a special night, and waited for hours. Luckily, he succeeded in the end, and rented a shiny black limo. He was starting to get really excited.

After that, he goes to the tailor to pick up a brand new suit and tie to look as sharp as possible. But once again, the line for that wrapped around the block and forced the boy to wait another long hour. He sighed, but still waited in line, as he was quite persistent and knew it would be well worth it in the end. In the end, though, he got a perfect suit that fit him well. No wrinkles, no nothing; it was just pure handsomeness.

Then, the moment came. In his limousine, he once again drove up to his crush's house, well-dressed in the brand new suit he just bought. She came out looking stunning as well in an aqua dress that sparkled in the evening sunlight. Excited as ever, she leaped into the fancy limo and rode to prom with him, ready for the big night.

When they arrived, however, there was yet another long line into the ballroom, as many people needed to be accepted. It was quite a busy night. After half an hour of waiting, the couple finally made it through and began dancing. It was all going really well, and everyone was having quite a grand time.

A few hours later, they became thirsty and went to get a drink. Both him and his girlfriend were in the mood for fruit punch, but nobody else seemed to want it. When they entered the snack bar, they noticed more long lines of people wanting to get other snacks and drinks, but surprisingly... there was no punchline.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PiGuy88
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2021
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the prom?

He had nobody to go with

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cocktopus-2_0
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2021
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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom...

....First he goes to rent a tux, but there’s a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever.

Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there’s a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers.

Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there’s a large limo line at the rental office, but he’s patient and gets the job done.

Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there’s no punchline.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2018
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The DJs at prom don't techno for an answer
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πŸ‘€︎ u/imperfectshane
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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Why did the highschool prom turn out to be such a joke?

The punchline was too long

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheNeutralParty
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2021
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Why did the power line not go to prom?

She was grounded

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SnooAvocados7098
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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What do you call a prom with the same theme every year?

A redun-dance.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/legendary-jake
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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So a teen asks his crush to the prom, which she agrees to

On the day of the prom, he goes to pick up his suit. However, once he gets there, there’s a line, so he waits....and waits...and waits...

After he gets his suit, he goes to get her corsage. When he gets to the flower shop, however, there’s an even bigger line, so he waits...and he waits...and he waits...

Once he had the corsages, he made his way to her house, but the roads were packed so he had to wait in line for the turnoff. So he waited...and waited.

Finally, he reaches her house, picks her up, and drives her to prom. But there’s a line to get into the school, so they wait... and wait...

At last, they are in the prom and dancing away. After a while, they get thirsty. So they head for the refreshment table and.....

There’s no punch line

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Strikercharge
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2018
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A student at prom was thirsty for some fruit punch, so he asked his friend, "where's the punch line?"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Seb_04
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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What did the lawyer wear to the prom

A lawsuit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xx_Hedshot_xX
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2019
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My son and I were walking down the street and he was saying he didn't know which girl to ask to prom and whether he should get a pink or red corsage. I stopped and said, "you might not even have prom due to coronavirus! You gotta look at the big picture, son."

And we both admired the new mural.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
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Why didn't the ghost go to his high school prom?

Because he had no body to go with.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jollyroger24
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2018
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Why didn’t the skeleton ask anyone to the prom?

He didn’t have the guts!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justforfun1820
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2019
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One day in class we were talking about prom and I asked my classmates, β€œWhat’s the worst joke you can ask about prom?”

And then I said, β€œthe punchline”. The whole class booed. I think I might succeed as a dad one day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arroxblast
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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I really want to ask my science experiment to the prom...

...but I don't know how to brooch the subject.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BunzarTheFuzzy
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2019
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Why did the tick not go to prom?

Because he didn't have a tick-ette.

My brother has been a father for exactly two years and made it up today.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jimothy_Riggins
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2016
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What did the knife say to the other knife on prom night?

You're looking sharp!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Racing_Wombat
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2018
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Young Billy Finally Lands a Date for the Prom

He really wants to impress her, so he decides to rent a tux. However, when he gets to the rental place, people are queued up out the door. He doesn't let this stop him, though. He takes his place in line and gets to waiting.

Finally, after waiting for over an hour, he gets fitted and pays for the rental. Relieved, he heads to the florist for a corsage, only to discover that the line there is also out the door, and halfway around the block, to boot!

Miffed, he mutters some mild obscenities, but he is determined to see this through, so he waits for almost 2 hours before finally being able to buy the flowers he picked out.

It's now the night of the dance, and he's ready to go. He picks her up, and they head to the event. When they arrive, his date immediately asks him if he can grab her a drink - she's absolutely parched! Still determined to make this the best night of her life, he dutifully makes his way to the other side of the venue, where he discovers, much to his surprise...

 

 

 

There's no punch line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rolling_Man
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2018
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Making the best of senior prom

As I'm sure many of you can remember (or not), senior prom was one of the most exciting events of our pre-real world existence. However, in order to get to the actual event, there were three significant steps that needed to be taken care of:

  1. Sober up enough before actually getting to the venue
  2. Find a date who wasn't even weirder than you were
  3. Rent a tuxedo This last part posed quite a bit of a problem to me, mostly because tuxedos can be very expensive to come by. Luckily enough for me, a local formalwear shop had a great deal going on; they would give you massive discounts and even hefty prizes for referring as many of your friends as possible to their business. Eager as I was to save a few bucks, I proceeded to text everyone in my phone's contact list. Almost every one of them neglected to respond to my pitiful pleas of financial assistance, not wanting to get caught up in this scam that I myself had meandered into. Finally, my token black friend, Malik, unwillingly took my bait. He tentatively responded, asking more about what he could get out of the deal for himself. After much persistence on my part, he finally declined, trying his best to let me down gently. As my poor little heart finally broke completely in two, I decided to alleviate the social tension, replying to him, "Alright man, well, suit yourself."
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MinisculePeen
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2015
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Why didn't the skeleton go to prom?

He got noBODY to go with!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Uiltje16
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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Why doesn't the skeleton go to the prom?

Because he had nobody to go with!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/howiewu0402
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the prom?

Because he didn't have anybody to go with!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MysteryOrange7
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2019
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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom.

First he goes to rent a tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever.

Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there's a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers.

Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there's a large limo line at the rental office, but he's patient and gets the job done.

Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there's no punchline.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyburai
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2013
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