We’re you aware that the NFL has a rule on professional athletes and the animals they can own as pets? They are prohibited from owning a duck as a pet!
It’s considered a foul
Working in Produce the last few years has made me realize I'm a professional musician...
I work with beet boxes and I wrap!
My dream of becoming the first professional boxer/pirate were crushed....
The boxing commission said my right hook was illegal.
What do you call medical professionals who don't feed their patients after an overnight stay in the hospital?
Doctors without boarders.
The guy who did my urinalysis made way too many jokes to be a professional
It was a complete pisstake
Did you hear about the professional bowler who was also a gymnast?
She did splits well!
Hats off to all the doctors and health care professionals
What’s the Highest Level of Competition That a Semi Professional Sauerkraut Pickler Aspires To?
The Briner Leagues.
Steve Tyler has quit the music business and become a professional fletcher...
His shop is called Arrowsmith.
What’s the one thing professional poker players and plumbers can agree on?
A royal flush is better than a full house
Did you hear about the professional skier who started to use performance enhancing drugs?
He went downhill real fast.
What did the researchers have to do before they could compare the BMIs of inmates to professional bodybuilders?
First, they had to weigh the pros and cons.
Why couldn't the warden decide whether to allow the prison football team play the professional football team?
The idea had its pros and cons.
Out of all the professionals I’ve been to for treatment, I’ve found chiropractors to be the funniest
They just never fail to crack me up
Worldwide, I'm the best professional that uses stilts.
I'm at the height of my career.
What does a professional farmer use to get the angles of his field just right?
A pro-tractor !!
The life story of a professional body piercer would be full of holes.
Right before every tennis match I play, my dad, who is a professional tennis player, smiles at me from the top of the stairs.
I just have to look up to him, you know.
The octopus is bolstering his professional network
By uploading his SeaV into InkedIn
The President has decided to become a professional wrestler. So I suppose the only question is...
can you smell what Barack is cooking?
What was the professional boxing apple's stage name?
Fruit punch!
Why was the professional driver unhappy with his long-term career?
In the end, he didn't have anything to chauffeur it.
