The power of my nun-chucks
Spider-Man has many incredible powers, including the ability to know how many spiders there are around the world.
He uses his Spider Census.
Why did the power line not go to prom?
The legalize cannabis party had a fair few stoners voting for it this past election, but not enough to gain power
That’s a lot of wasted votes
Instead of medicine, my hippie girlfriend cured her hemorrhoid using only the "power of positive suggestion."
Like a good Grandpa I share with my 12 yr old Grandson the amazement of r/dadjokes regularly. He thinks you all are totally cool. I told him there is much power here. How? He asked. Let me demonstrate... With the diahrrea song.. I'll start.
Some people think it's gross but it's really good on toast. Diahrrea...
Iron man yielded infinity stones and after the snap, due to stones’ immense power, he died!
Apparently, it turned out to not be his strong suit!
What did one power line say to the other power line?
The power of the Magikarp [OC]
This morning my wife said "I think the power went out last night."
I said "should we ground it?"
Watt is the unit of power
Punctuate the title however you like.
Have I told you about the time I tied my shoelaces with just the power of my mind?
In the Israeli government who has the most power?
Thank god Canada’s not the global super power
The blarney stone has lost its power
Now it's just a sham rock
The preachers are up in arms about Trump's plan to add more hydroelectric power plants.
They are worried about the damnation.
What did the Windmill say to the Power Generator?
I’m a huge fan of your work.
The power went out in my house today.
What is the SI unit of power
I can melt an ice cube using the power of my mind
It takes quite a while though.
What did the Power Ranger say after being sent to the hospital?
By the power of my pun fu
I can picture the powers of the future, stronger than ever, and the resistance fighting desperately against them for freedom...
Before every battle, the resistors meditate saying, "ohm..."
What did Austin Powers say to the angry bee?
Did you hear the recent electrifying news about a drunken idiot who climbed a power pole and got the crap shocked out of him?
It's good to keep up on current events.
The power went out in my building and when I asked what happened, the maintenance guy said, “The Transformers blew.”
I said, “Yeah, it was a bad movie, but what’s that got to do with the power?”
To show you the power of...
A man was recently caught for going around the neighborhood stealing power sources from remote controls and raiding spice cabinets.
The Judge found him guilty of a salt and battery
I had a power tool dropped on my head the other day...
One minute I was fine, then BOSCH!
Was toasting a hot crossed bun and the power tripped, turned out a raisin had shorted against the toaster element
Must have been a fault currant
I’m working at a concert today but the power is out
I’m telling all of the attendees that if they have a flashlight, now is their time to shine.
I walked into the office and literally seconds later the power went out
Man, I knew my presence wasn’t exactly electrifying, but you don’t have to be a dick about it.
e: this actually happened this morning, the power is still out right now, still got over half charge on my phone but no idea if I’ll be able to charge it later...
Fishing on an inland lake on an island this weekend with my daughter. This island generates lots of power via wind turbines. Anyway, We are on the lake and it gets rough and REALLY windy. Pretend to get mad and yell at the power station...
"Turn off the damn fans, I'm trying to fish over here and you are creating too much wind"...
groans ensue.....
If an electrical engineer is working in the forest, is he a power ranger?
Hear about the TV Actor from Power Rangers getting arrested?
Picked up earlier this week on drug charges. He's a Mighty Morphine Powder Ranger.
My first job was at a Navajo reservation, running power lines to all of the outhouses
I wired a head for a reservation.
Got the day off from my job at the raisin factory due to a power outage
My neighbor was trying to explain to me why the power went out last night.
But I was still in the dark.
Where's the best place to multiply exponents to the second power?
What has four legs, two mouths, is very scary and has the power to make a man suffer indescribable torment?
Watt is the unit of power?
Watt is the unit of power
Watt is the unit of power?
What is the name of the SI unit of power
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