I meant to cross post it but I donβt know why I cannot cross post so here is the screenshot version
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︎ Apr 23 2021
Today is the day I can post it
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︎ Mar 02 2021
I forgot to post this on Pi Day. Oh well! The Argyle Sweater for 3/14/21
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︎ Mar 15 2021
What will the frog say when you show him this post?
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︎ Jun 02 2021
Never thought cannibalism is so yummy(Another one of the ones that I want to cross post but r/puns bans cross posts)
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︎ May 15 2021
Why did the gay man apply to the post office?
cuz he was interested in male delivery.
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︎ May 28 2021
I posted this on r/eyebleach and in the end it got heavily downvoted but I wasn't missing the opportunity to post a terrible pun
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︎ May 18 2021
Feel like this is the appropriate place for me to post this
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︎ Apr 03 2021
Man... Every single post here is about the Suez Canal...
People must be stuck in it
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︎ Mar 28 2021
Can one of the Mods please explain to me why my post was removed?
I'm really annoyed about this because now my fence has fallen over....
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︎ Oct 20 2020
Why did the Joker enjoyed working in the post office on the weekends ?
Cause it's not about the money . It's about sending a message !
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︎ Apr 23 2021
I hadnβt used my main in around a year but had a reason to burro back in my post history... I had forgotten about this, and I donβt mean to brag but this is the single greatest post Iβve ever made on reddit.
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︎ Feb 05 2021
What did the footballer's girlfriend think when she saw him standing between some goal posts?
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︎ Apr 15 2021
When I pulled up to the hardware store I saw a guy running away with a wooden panel. I got out the car and as i got closer to the store i saw two more guys running away with concrete posts. I said to my wife...
..."ugh! People are so quick to take a fence these days"
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︎ Apr 15 2021
Found this on r/cursedcomments - the post (by u/Atom596 ) was removed for some reason so I couldn't crosspost but wanted to give the op credit
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︎ Aug 12 2020
OP's post is for context but the comments are gold
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︎ Feb 17 2021
"Have you seen my Post-it note for our neighbour's party on the fridge?" my wife asked.
I said, "I don't want our neighbours having a party on our fridge."
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︎ Mar 26 2021
I used to love going to the post office
but the Postmaster General has really taken DeJoy out of the mail.οΏΌ
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︎ Mar 12 2021
The only dad joke I know. My friend asked me to post it. :-)
I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer.
I don't know what he laced them with but I've been trippin' all day!
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︎ Dec 29 2020
I got consent from the artist to post this here. Source in cowments.
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︎ Nov 23 2020
I got thrown out of the Facebook puns group for a post about ice cream.
They just said "How dairy!"
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︎ Jan 16 2021
I didn't want to believe that my dad was stealing street names right off the posts.
But when I got home, all the signs were there.
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︎ Feb 02 2021
Did you hear the one about Austin Richard Post? Oh, of course have.
This is a Re-Post Malone joke.
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︎ Feb 26 2021
Damn, I mist the morning post
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︎ Nov 20 2020
Do you feel that r/puns should have a feature where someone posts an image and everyone tries to makes puns about it(the image) in the comment section?
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︎ Dec 06 2020
Saw this on r/unexpected, thought it was funny so here we are :) Iβll be sure to add the link to the OG post in the comments incase you wanna see it
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︎ Dec 22 2020
I got into an argument with someone I thought was a "birds aren't real" supporter. I'm an idiot; they were just messing with me and they made some amazing bird puns along the way that deserve attention. The link to the post is in the comments so you can go give the user karma and see the context.
https://preview.redd.it/n7zvpwxkj6m51.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=54f0549ebd3c055929698d6fef3bc05782bf5282
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︎ Sep 09 2020
U/JBJorr said this in a comment but I thought it deserved its own post β I pulled a small prank on the elevator
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︎ Dec 28 2020
Did you know if you rearrange all the letters in the Post Office
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︎ May 01 2020
I saw the post about not wanting 2020 to end as it would mean that 2021...
but I am just worried that two years later, nothing will change and it will be still be the same as 2022...
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︎ Sep 23 2020
When the puns in the comments are funnier than the post
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︎ Sep 14 2020
Never get caught behind Satan in line at the post office.
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︎ Oct 21 2020
Why did the dad post on /dadjokes?
It was his first cake day!
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︎ Oct 01 2020
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︎ Oct 05 2020
Know what it means when the mods remove some of your posts?
That they've taken a fence!
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︎ Nov 12 2020
Just found this store by chance called Ollieβs. Aside from all the great liquidation sales, the walls are a pun gold mine! I felt it be a crime not to post pictures of it on here.
reddit.com/gallery/iij3ts
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︎ Aug 29 2020
I want my brand to become THE dairy alternative for the post truth era.
The people believe in Fake Moos.
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︎ Nov 09 2020
This post was made by the lamp squad.
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︎ Jul 17 2020
I finally got the Spotify cake. You guys like my posts right?
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︎ May 30 2020
I asked the mods whether I could post a joke about circumcision on this sub.
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︎ Jul 06 2020
I wanted to make a post with a joke about musical notes. I first attempted to use Do or Mi, but in the end I went with
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︎ Aug 30 2020
Where do you go when you see the same post twice?
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︎ Jul 25 2020
βFrom a neighbor who posts dad jokes on little signs in his front yard. Started during the isolation to cheer up the communityβ
βCOVID19 DAY20
Ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.
Iβll let you knowβ
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︎ Apr 05 2020
If you rearrange the letters in post office
Your boss gets really mad.
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︎ Nov 21 2020
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