It was always just one ting after another.
Edit: Thanks for all the positive reactions to this joke. I’m glad I could make a few of you chuckle today.
Love means nothing to them.
"You've broken your hand."
He leads the league in Arby eyes.
Put me in coach.
Naturally
Violins
He scored a home run every single at bat, and always the exact same way. Way over right field, too high for anyone to reach, and it always landed in exactly the 17th row of the stands, give or take a couple feet.
He earned the nickname “the machine” for how consistently he hit the exact same spot every time. Right field, 17th row, every single time. He did this for 20 years before he retired. Tickets to the 2-3 seats that the ball always landed on sold for over $2k a pop by the time he retired because you were guaranteed at least a couple home run balls.
And the day he retired a reporter asked him “How does it feel to be retiring as the greatest hitter of all time?”
Hugh just looked at the reporter puzzled. “What do you mean?” He said.
The reporter clarified “literally over 5,000 times you went to the plate and hit a home run to right field, 17th row of the stands!”
Hugh looked dejected and disappointed “yeah, my greatest failure...”
“What do you mean?” Said the reporter incredulously.
Hugh let’s out a long sigh, and looked down at the ground quietly for a moment before finally speaking.
“I’ve been aiming left this whole time”
However it was acci-dental.
Because the waiter said, "CHECK?"
It’s considered to be a personal fowl.
They've been hitting everyone with their.bat
They're calling it the Flea Market
He's finding it hard to deal with.
Because he wanted a Czech mate!
Obi wan Kobe
He's always doing things the Hardaway
Messi
She was very flippant.
She was his czechmate.
That would be considered a personal fowl.
I replied, "ask your mom. The reason is a parent."
"Can I have the check, mate?"
The death was listed as “organ failure”
That took a lot of balls.
You're going to have to ci-tris one out.
He wanted to pot the brown.
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer
Scottie Slippen
Yeah. He was an offensive lineman.
He’s good at saving
They held a challenge to see how could get angrier then them.
It was out-rage-us!
In other words, I'm doing everything I can to be a bad host.
Tom Brrrrrrady
A royal flush is better than a full house
The price was his soul
You know, since they're playing without the fans.
Racketeering
He shut the whole league down this year!
Because he really was a killer running back.
It’s considered to be a personal fowl.
It was Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
