12yr old daughter got me good

She walked up to me, hands behind her back..

"Check it out, dad! This is really funny looking!"

"What? Lemme see..."

And the little shit holds up a mirror to my face, giggling her head off.

Payback is a bitch, little girl....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/breakone9r
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2020
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A joke from my dad today. I think it’s bad, but this is called dadjokes for a reason.

Why do we always get hurt when we fall down and hit the ground?

It’s payback for all the times we’ve hit the road, beaten the trail, and pounded the pavement.

(I thinks is is pretty bad, but dad’s saying that I could never make a joke when I tell him. Please prove him wrong.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xzirome
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2018
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I just asked my 7 year old son 150 questions while he played Minecraft...

It was payback for the last movie we watched together...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2017
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