The Parkers Puns

Now he works in web development.

The new slogan is "With great power comes great rice possibilities."

He uses his spider census.

With great power comes great response ability

Or you could say the peter parker, spied a man.

The guy puts down the beer and runs away. Spidey picks up the beer to take it back to the store, but he pauses. In a moment of weakness, he takes the beer home for himself.

That's how Peter Parker pinched a pack of pilfered Pilsners.

Harry Osborne: "It's been 10 years. What have you been up to?"

Peter Parker: "I do some web design"

Made me laugh quite a bit. Can't remember if it was in the film or not, but here it is in the trailer.

Hi, I'm Peter the Parker.