A list of puns related to "The Painter"
Because he needed to get his acetone.
The painter in Alaska has to put on another coat
The doctors say it was due to too many strokes.
Yeah, one day he just up and varnished.
He was overcome with emulsion.
I gesso.
He ran out of thinner
He had a stroke of genius
It was the work of fart.
Where’d the Van Gogh?
The home owner comes out and says “That’s all white.”
Jackson Frolic
He replied: I was going to charge you, but I noticed you had Frida Livery”
Because he was Baroque.
He was a Marshal artist.
I got you covered.
The painter was mad at the sketch artist because he was behaving "Sketchy" and he crossed the "Line".
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A man was a painter, he sold paint and also painted houses for people. However, he liked to water down the paint and thin it. He would cheat his customers by forcing them to buy more paint than they needed due to the low quality.
One day, while up on a ladder painting a house with his thinned paint a bolt of lightning struck at him and he fell to the ground.
He heard a deep booming voice from heaven yell "repaint and thin no more!"
After no one knows where it is, the painter shrugs and says "huh, it must have varnished."
“He thought one coat was enough”
Easely
That wasn't very cache Monet of you.
He was overcome with emulsion.
He put on another coat
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