Why did the painter always go to the gym to get his supplies?

Because he needed to get his acetone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/punkrocker0621
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2022
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What is the difference between a painter in Florida and a painter in Alaska?

The painter in Alaska has to put on another coat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/john_teets
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2022
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Did you hear about the painter who was hospitalized?

The doctors say it was due to too many strokes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RodrigoOrtuno
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2022
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Did you hear about the painter that went missing?

Yeah, one day he just up and varnished.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2022
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Why did the painter & decorator cry at his wedding?

He was overcome with emulsion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/macattaq1501
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2022
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What does a PAINTER do in the desert?

Dyes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brisvag
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2021
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What did the painter say when he was asked if his paintings were for sale?

I gesso.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Live-Wire28
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2021
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Why did the painter get so fat?

He ran out of thinner

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snoopseanie
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2021
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Why was the painter rushed to the hospital?

He had a stroke of genius

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sjmaeff
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2021
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Why did the painter shit on the floor?

It was the work of fart.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EnderiusX
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2021
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What did the painter say after his vehicle was stolen?

Where’d the Van Gogh?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I_Am_An_Engineer_
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2020
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A painter forgets to paint the trim a different color.

The home owner comes out and says β€œThat’s all white.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Karrathan
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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What do you call a painter who loves running through the grass?

Jackson Frolic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/propervernacular
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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Today I was wearing a shirt with the family crest of my favorite painter Frida Kahlo. After a few hours I started to get hungry and ordered takeout. When my delivery person arrived he handed over my food without taking any money for bringing it to me. I asked him β€œHow come there’s no charge?”

He replied: I was going to charge you, but I noticed you had Frida Livery”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/linknt01
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2020
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Why was Caravaggio the Italian painter penniless when he died?

Because he was Baroque.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/peted1111
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2020
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The town's sheriff, who was also a prolific painter, was once attacked by seven men but managed to fight them off single-handedly. It was because....

He was a Marshal artist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EvilSandwichMan
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2020
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/v_i_k_i
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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Why was the painter mad at the sketch artist?

The painter was mad at the sketch artist because he was behaving "Sketchy" and he crossed the "Line".

heuueueueue.

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The Cheating Painter

A man was a painter, he sold paint and also painted houses for people. However, he liked to water down the paint and thin it. He would cheat his customers by forcing them to buy more paint than they needed due to the low quality.

One day, while up on a ladder painting a house with his thinned paint a bolt of lightning struck at him and he fell to the ground.

He heard a deep booming voice from heaven yell "repaint and thin no more!"

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A painter asks around the shop if anyone has seen his can of lacquer.

After no one knows where it is, the painter shrugs and says "huh, it must have varnished."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/morscordis
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2019
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My Dad: β€œDid you hear about the lousy painter who always wore a jacket?”

β€œHe thought one coat was enough”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrDarkSides
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2019
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How did the painter display his master piece?

Easely

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πŸ‘€︎ u/univarseman
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2017
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What do you call a painter on the run?

van Gone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_thomaswatson
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2018
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What did the treasure hunt organizer say when people couldn't find the impressionist painter he'd hidden?

That wasn't very cache Monet of you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Weirfish
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2019
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Why did the painter & decorator cry at his wedding?

He was overcome with emulsion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/macattaq1501
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2021
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What did the painter do when it got cold...

He put on another coat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LucianoMercuri__
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2019
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