The Oscar Puns

A list of puns related to "The Oscar"

What four social media platforms does Oscar the Grouch use?

Wastebook, Binstagram, Scrapchat and Litter!

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👤︎ u/DecIsMuchJuvenile
📅︎ Oct 16 2021
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The Oscars im Hollywood is faked…

They are all paid actors.

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👤︎ u/wontfixit
📅︎ Oct 03 2021
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Did you hear about the Pokemon Trainer who got an Emmy, a Grammy, an Oscar, and a Tony?

Looks like EGOT 'em all.

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👤︎ u/tehmayormccheese
📅︎ Jan 04 2021
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I just found out The Oscars aren’t real

The audience is full of paid actors.

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👤︎ u/mfitzy87
📅︎ Oct 02 2020
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I’m not surprised Silence of the Lambs won Oscars, its an offally good film

I’ll get my coat

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👤︎ u/dogburster
📅︎ Jul 19 2020
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If you win a Oscar Mayer weinermobile your are the

Weiner

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👤︎ u/YouhaveLigma21
📅︎ Nov 03 2020
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The Oscar winner for Best Picture is a Bong hit.
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👤︎ u/centuryeyes
📅︎ Feb 10 2020
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What should be the 2017 Oscars La la Land - Moonlight controversy renamed as?

DilEmma

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👤︎ u/engineerwho_
📅︎ Jun 14 2020
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Did you guys hear they're making the Oscars significantly shorter this year?

It's the 90 second Academy Awards.

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👤︎ u/TenFlyingBricks
📅︎ Feb 09 2020
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Have you heard about Honeyland, the Oscar-nominated documentary about Macedonian beekeepers?

It has great buzz

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👤︎ u/AndyCircus
📅︎ Jan 13 2020
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Congratulations to director Domee Shee and her Pixar crew for winning Best Animated Short at the Oscars!

Well deserved. Take a Bao.

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👤︎ u/cracksilog
📅︎ Mar 05 2019
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Why did the scarecrow win an Oscar?

He was outstanding in his field.

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👤︎ u/teshlord44
📅︎ Jul 19 2019
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The Oscar Meier Weiner mobile was pulled over by the police.

charge: driving erotically

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👤︎ u/Pumpdawg88
📅︎ Feb 23 2019
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Watching the Oscars, I said this to my wife.

That was nice of Ellen to bring out those pizzas. I've always thought she was very Degeneres.

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👤︎ u/SlimJD
📅︎ Mar 03 2014
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Watching the Oscars...

Jimmy Kimmel: "Let me introduce a former Pro Wrestler who is now one of the highest paid actors in America... The Rock"

Girlfriend: "Oh I love The Rock! Who doesn't love the Rock?!"

Me: "The Scissors..."

Girlfriend: -_- "I hate you."

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👤︎ u/skyman1122
📅︎ Feb 27 2017
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Friend at the pub says: if they ever make a film on Oscar Pistorius, it shouldn't be called 'Bladerunner', it should be called....

Taking the Pisstorius.

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👤︎ u/ionised
📅︎ Sep 10 2014
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Got my wife and in-laws during the Oscars, twice.

During Gagas performance: Mother in law says "look at those hanging oscars, they look dead!". I bust out "oh you mean the Oscarcases?".

During the next performance she says: "there are oscars literally everywhere, even all over the floor!" Naturally I mention "you mean the Oscarpet?"

Groans for days

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👤︎ u/iancameron
📅︎ Feb 24 2015
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Watching the Oscar Pistorius trial on tv with my dad.

Dad looks at me and says,

"He doesn't have a leg to stand on."

Looks back at the tv.

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👤︎ u/undeadzombie12
📅︎ Mar 17 2014
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The Oscars are fake.

They are all paid actors.

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👤︎ u/EgonVector
📅︎ Apr 27 2021
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Why did the scarecrow win an Oscar?

He was out standing in his field.

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👤︎ u/CRAYbird
📅︎ Jul 08 2019
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Why did the scarecrow win an Oscar?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

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👤︎ u/Tabz420
📅︎ Nov 20 2018
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