Maybe one of the weirdest things I've done to satisfy snackiness, but this is a big bowl of grilled asparagus tossed with salt, pepper, and onion powder. It's crunchy and salty and let me feed my face for all of movie night. ~40cals for the bowl imgur.com/JQOaua5
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πŸ‘€︎ u/brie_cheese
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So we have entered movie marathon/kiwi Dip season, any tips or tricks to add to the usual reduced cream, onion soup and lemon combo?
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In the Netlfix movie Chopsticks(2019), the guy chopping onions is wearing a helmet to avoid watery eyes.
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The Onion - Pop Culture Site Powering Through 4 Weeks Of Sponsored Posts For Movie Its Film Critic Called β€˜Contemptible Trash’ theonion.com/pop-culture-…
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What ever happened to the β€œbite out of an onion until a new shrek movie is released” kid?
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[TOMT][MOVIE][1970s-90s] Hypnotized student eats onion/potato, thinking it's an apple, in front of classroom.

This scene happens in the beginning of the movie, though I can't remember why. Until recently I thought it was Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, but don't think that's correct.

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Taking a bite out of an onion everyday until a new shrek movie is released- day 6 youtu.be/T87Z-8HAQAY
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jwg_duckduck
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Taking a bite out of an onion everyday until a new shrek movie is released- day 4 reddit.com/r/OnionLovers/…
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Taking a bite out of an onion everyday until a new shrek movie is released- day 7 reddit.com/r/OnionLovers/…
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Taking a Bite Out Of An Onion Everyday Until a New Shrek Movie Is Released - Day 6 reddit.com/r/OnionLovers/…
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Taking a bite out of an onion everyday until a new shrek movie is released - day 5. reddit.com/r/OnionLovers/…
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Taking a bite out of an onion everyday until a new shrek movie is released - day 2 reddit.com/r/OnionLovers/…
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2019
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I’ve discovered the secret to avoid crying while chopping onions:

Try not to get emotionally attached.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KelKira
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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The Onion describing some of the hardest bosses of all time
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2020
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My mom bit the onion imgur.com/MUSGaOy
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2020
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Mr. Onion couldn't contain himself any longer and barfed out six tweets in the last half hour
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Purrthquake
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Best onions for ebooks & movies/shows?

Hello,

I've never used any onion sites for streaming (or downloading, but I'd prefer to stream) movies or shows but I'm wondering if y'all had any high quality ones to recommend from your personal experience? (I mostly want it to watch the Mandalorian)

Also I use Imperial Library of Trantor for ebooks and absolutely love it, but I'm wondering if any of you know some more sites I can check if a book I need isn't in the Imperial Library? That site is pretty great for popular fiction but new fiction releases and more niche academic books are impossible to find online unless they're old enough to be on archive.org (which is a great and legit resource if you need something written in like the 1890s). Even my uni library (which is the largest in the country I live in, and is a copyright deposit library) doesn't have many accessible digital books.

Thanks in advance!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/b3tchn
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2019
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Woke up to these beautifully caramelized onions for the French onion soup I’m making tonight
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πŸ‘€︎ u/princessjaguar
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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Let’s send onion to the island
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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Ate the onion kayfabe style
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For bagel + lox, why do people but their capers and onions on top of the salmon as opposed to underneath where they can stick to the cream cheese?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scienceisexy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2020
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TIL Guns 'N Roses once went on tour with a car that broke down, so they hitchhiked to the gig, ate raw onions from a field along the way, made it to Seattle for the gig, and when they finished, the owner refused to pay them. They responded by trying, and failing, to burn the club down. ocweekly.com/read-an-exce…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/eweEWEewe
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2019
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[NO SPOILERS] The Onion: β€˜Game of Thrones’ Showrunners Disappointed With How Quality Of Fans Has Dropped Off Over Past Couple Seasons entertainment.theonion.co…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rkapi24
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2019
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Caught my first one in the wild not the onion but definitely just a quick Google search away.
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πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2020
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The Onion Nails It: DNC Mulls Asking Donald Trump To Run As Democrat In Effort To Stop Sanders politics.theonion.com/dnc…
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2020
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The Onion, forever true.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/wolfsnare24
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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Top Moron Axo Eats the Whole Fucking Onion: "Intelligence Sources: All Candidates Are Russian Agents But Pete Buttigieg." Get in Before He Pretends He Totally Knew it was Satire the Whole Time! reddit.com/r/conspiracy/c…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlimLovin
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2020
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[The Onion] Nike Fires 8 Year Old Shoemaker Responsible For Zion Williamson Injury sports.theonion.com/nike-…
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2019
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New Jersey man charged with terroristic threats for coughing on Wegmans employee while claiming to be coronavirus positive. (Not from The Onion) nbcnews.com/news/us-news/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlwaysTheNoob
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2020
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Onions are the most underrated vegetable

Most people prefer vegetables like carrots, tomatoes or cucumbers. Onions are healthy and give every dish a certain kick. They come in all shapes, sizes, colors and flavours and you can prepare them in every way possible: grill them, fry them, make soup, make syrup with honey, eat them raw, deep-fry... SautΓ© them, add some some butter or olive oil, some salt and eat them on toast as a cheap meal. I'm serious, onions are wonderful and they get overlooked very often or are being seen as just a "necessary sidekick but nothing special".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pferdmagaepfel
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2020
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The most accurate burger I’ve ever had. Could’ve used more onion rings though
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zhinii1
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2020
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"Have You Been Using the Wrong Onions?" | "It's all personal choice." - Saved you just over eight minutes. archive.is/5SgMo
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πŸ‘€︎ u/InGordWeTrust
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2020
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Pork shoulder, heavily seasoned(sea salt, fresh ground pepper, onion powder, garlic powder and a dash of smoked paprika)and topped with chopped onions, garlic, the juice of one tangelo. 8 hours until glorious realization!
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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Onion prep for the day!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tayylorlyynn
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2020
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Friend used The Onion in a research project, here’s a work cited page.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Duke0O1
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Trump Says Coronavirus Will Help the Economy by Stopping All Travel β€” "His string of sentences is like an onion of stupidity, and peeling back each layer revealed even more stupidity lying beneath." nymag.com/intelligencer/2…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/wenchette
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2020
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What happens when you put the onions on top
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hanky1979
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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"Onion Boy" & "The Onion" or even "Onion San" isn't quite befitting of a predator.

(Edit 1 22 hours later) Like I said in the comments below, it has to be like a news caster, the thing they're known for becomes synonymous with their name. But it has to be short and snappy. I've been mulling it over. He lives in a gross house in the swamp, covered in garbage and packed full of garbage. "Grog From the Bog" (Edit end)

See the thing is, it could be misinterpreted as endearing and kind.

In past videos he called himself "Onion San" (side note: That was in a video he was making about Hannah Minx being MIA When in reality she just quit youtube. I didn't know until recently that he used to date her and that he probably has those suicide girls photos of his Ex's sister saved on multiple hard drives on multiple devices. Which now that I typed that, it occurred to me that he probably has pictures of every woman he's ever dated. Back on track!)

We need to come up with a nickname that he doesn't want and couldn't possibly twist into a good thing. Something that anyone can hear, uninformed or otherwise and be like "Oh! So this dude is a scumbag"

"Baby Carrot" seems promising. "Grease boy" is another.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EmperorHenry
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2020
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For all the onion lovers out there with a bit of a sweet tooth...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/summersogno
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2020
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What do you get when you mix onions with the ratio of their circumference to their diameters?

Opinions.

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πŸ“…︎ May 18 2019
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The tear-jerker: Onion prices cross Rs 200/kg m.economictimes.com/news/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ppatra
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2019
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[The Onion] Steve Kerr Reminds Warriors To Seem Sad DeMarcus Cousins Injured

https://sports.theonion.com/steve-kerr-reminds-warriors-to-seem-sad-demarcus-cousin-1834122261?

>. β€œRemember, guys, nobody likes to be excluded. It might be nice to have a little more spacing on the court, but try not to smile too much and make sure to use a sad voice when discussing this,” said Kerr, who told his team to β€œgive Boogie a fist bump” when he’s sitting on the sidelines and continue including him in the locker room.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RecycledCan
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2019
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I recently discovered these Great Value Steamed Soup Dumplings. 220 cal for the entire package (6 dumplings). Shown here with beef broth 10 cal, and Mrs. Dash onion and herb seasoning.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ashleefc
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2020
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I think he wanted to eat the onion but still...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JayNozbrie
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2019
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NOT THE ONION: Baltimore Mayor Begs Residents To Stop Shooting Each Other So Hospital Beds Can Be Use For COVID-19 Patients baltimore.cbslocal.com/20…
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