What word begins with the letter “E” and ends with the letter “E” and only has one letter in between?
I went to the zoo today and they only had one animal
Just a dog in a cage. It was a Shih tzu
Bob volunteered to paint the local church. Unfortunately he only bought one can of paint. To make it last, he kept adding water to it and it looked progressively worse. The pastor came to inspect and said:
"Bob, repaint and thin no more!"
There's only one word in the English language that starts with U and ends with E.
Apparently the cast of The Fast and The Furious movies only eat at one restaurant while filming.
Olive Garden, was when you’re there, you’re family.
A couple years ago I had the worst luck and all four of my tires had to be replaced. This past year I’ve only had to replace one.
Use the letters from “new door” and make another word. It’s only one word.
I asked my wife if I’m the only one she’s been with and she said yes
… all the others were nines and tens
Since the sense of taste and smell are so closely related and a dogs‘s sense of smell is something like 100,000 times more acute than ours I can only come to one conclusion…
Rabbit poop must be delicious.
The one and only acceptable way of advertising
^(idk if this counts or not.. This was told to me by a customer) "For 50 years of being married, me and the lady only had ONE fight...
my grandfather said this today on the dinner table and i was the only one that found it hilarious for no reason at all
G : what type of apples grow on trees ?
my dumbass : idk red and green ?
G : all of them do
wheezes
I just asked my 14 yr old after he was talking the whole time while I was showing how to do something. ‘Do you know why god gave us two eyes and only one mouth?’
‘Because we don’t need depth perception with our mouths ‘ was his technically correct answer
The only people to show up to my friend’s funeral were some of his one night stands and some friends from church.
You are lost in winter but find a cabin. You find it has a fireplace, a kerosene lamp and a stove, but you only have one match. What item in the cabin do you light first?
A guy is walking through the woods one day when he comes across a suitcase. He takes a look inside, only to find a fox and her cubs. So he calls the ASPCA and tells the woman who answers what he’s found...
She says, “Oh, that’s horrible. Are they moving?”
The guy replies, “I don’t know, but that would explain the suitcase.”
To my wife with the kids in the back seat as we drove away from MIL: "Your mom's wild flowers from the spring have all bloomed and it looks like there's only one is left."
"I guess the lone hydrangea is all that remains."
My mother told me she was abandoning the family to go across the world and study yoga. I had only one thing to say to her:
I once saw two men quarreling because both claimed that his family name is Fuck and the other is lying. After seeing their IDs, I found out that only one man was telling the truth, the one with the first name What.
At the local donation center, only one guy donated anything, and it was a box of poop!
But hey, at least he gave a shit.
I went to the bakery and noticed I was the only one there.
It was completely desserted.
Did you hear about the soldier who lost one foot in a battle, and fought on, only to lose his other foot as well?
Pretend you are on a raft in the middle of the ocean surrounded by sharks. You only have a one day supply of water and a harpoon. What do you do?
Maybe aliens exist but they decided not to come to Earth when they checked the reviews and saw that it only has one star
My wife is teaching my little ones (3/1) about bugs so they wrote “Ant” in honey on a piece of paper to attract them and set it out on the deck. She was sad When we went out to check later that day, only one was there.
You should have pluralized it and more would have shown up!
Three men were stranded in the middle of a desert, and only allowed to bring one item for survival.
Bob asked Tom, “what did you bring?” “A bottle of water, I’m sure to get thirsty in a desert” replied Tom.
“What did you bring?” Tom asked. “This sandwich. I figure I’m gonna get hungry what with all of the walking.” replied Bob.
Bob and Tom turn to the third man, and ask “Forrest, what have you got there?” Forrest said, “I have a car door, if it gets too hot, I’ll roll down the window.”
There is a mysterious body of water where every wave is the same height, only one type of fish is ever caught there, and the tides come in and out at the same time every day.
It’s called the Redundant-Sea.
The only difference between a one-liner joke and a dad joke is
Took my daughter to the zoo and they only had one dog
I went to the zoo today and they only had one dog.
I went to a zoo the other day and it had only one animal, a dog.
I had a really disappointing visit to the zoo. They only had one animal, and that was only a dog.
Pretend you are on a raft in the middle of the ocean surrounded by sharks. You only have a one day supply of water and a harpoon. What do you do?
Went to the zoo and it only had one animal.
I once went to a zoo and only saw one animal the whole time.
I went to the zoo today and there was only one animal!
It was a Shih Tzu
If you don’t get it look up how it’s pronounced.
I went to a zoo the other day, but they only had one animal and a dog......
Have you heard about the zoo with only one exhibit and it's a dog?
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