The Odd Gentlemen Puns

First one says, Doc, I don't know what to do about my horse. Every time he's shitting he'll stomp around in it, kick it all over and won't be done until it's spread all over the paddock. The vet nods and goes over to the next one. Second one says, Doc, I don't know what to do about my horse. Everytime he's shitting he'll stomp around in it, kick it all over, then take it in his mouth and spit it around and he won't be done until it's spread all over his paddock. The vet nods and goes over to the next one. Third one says, Doc, I don't know what to do about my horse. Everytime he's shitting he'll stomp around in it, kick it all over, take it in his mouth and spit it around, then roll around in it and he won't be done until it's spread all over his paddock. The vet nods and goes over to the next one. Fourth one says, Doc, I don't know what to do about my horse. Everytime he's shitting he'll stomp around in it, kick it all over, take it in his mouth and spit it around, roll around in it, then dig a bit into the soil with his left forehoof, push a bit of it into the hole and he won't be done until it's spread all over his paddock. The vet nods and goes over to the next one. Fifth one says, Doc, I don't know what to do about my horse. Everytime he's shitting he'll stomp around in it, kick it all over, take it in his mouth and spit it around, roll around in it, dig a bit into the soil with his left forehoof, push a bit of it into the hole, then dig a bit into the soil with his right forehoof, push a bit of it into the hole and he won't be done until it's spread all over his paddock. The vet nods and goes over to the next one. Sixth one says, Doc, I don't know what to do about my horse. Everytime he's shitting he'll stomp around in it, kick it all over, take it in his mouth and spit it around, roll around in it, dig a bit into the soil with his left forehoof, push a bit of it into the hole, dig a bit into the soil with his right forehoof, push a bit of it into the hole, then dig a bit into the soil with his left hindhoof, push a bit of it into the hole and he won't be done until it's spread all over his paddock. The vet nods and goes over to the next one. Seventh one says, Doc, I don't know what to do about my horse. Everytime he's shitting he'll stomp around in it, kick it all over, take it in his mouth and spit it around, roll around in it, dig a bit into the soil with his left forehoof, push a bit of it into the hole, dig a bit into the soil with his right fore

They are both quality control managers and are instructed to check on the product before leaving.

They go below deck and open on of the boxes, and inside are hundreds of potatoes. One of them picks one up and notices that it’s a very odd shape for a potato. He picks up another and is also perplexed by its peculiarity.

He picks up a third and realizes that they are all shaped like penises. He says to his friend “I don’t think we can work on this ship with all these penis potatoes.”

So they go up to the captains quarters to quit. When they arrive they say “Captain, we cant work on this ship. We would like to get off.”

He looks them in the eye and says, “I’m sorry gentlemen. This isn’t a democracy. It’s a dictatorship.”

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Originally read on r/jokes , but reworded for brevity.