My son got a new toy car, the Toyota SHOEpra...
I just drove my new car out of the lot only to find the reverse gear broken.
There’s no going back now.
The newest Tesla doesn’t come with that new car smell
It comes with an Elon Musk
(Saw something similar on r/memes and decided it was better fit here)
If the new SONY car ever breaksdown
The company Volkswagon has said that they will release a new series of cars that use electricity.
They decided to call it, Voltswagon.
BREAKING NEWS: New York subway car breaks down after laptop explodes. When asked what happened, the NYPD responded:
A Dell set fire to the train
So i was just talking to my dad and he asks me if the sunroof in my new car leaks, i told him no.
He says "thats good because then it would be a rain roof"....
I heard on the news that some guy was stealing wheels off police cars.
The police are working tirelessly to catch him.
There’s a new film coming out about the incorrect use of tow bars on cars..
The trailer just dropped.
I had to take the brakes off my brand new car today.
They were just slowing me down.
My husband doesn't appreciate the name for our new car.
Nice new car son.. What's that thing on the trunk?
So heard about the arab who got a new car? He drives a...
My brother gets in car accidents all the time, but today he turned over a new Leaf
My dad was complaining at all the bug guts on the car window. I said “ yea, the new windows has lots of bugs”
My friend recently got t-boned in his new car after winning the lottery. I asked him if he was a glass half full or glass half empty type of guy. He responded
Medium-well.
Edit: over-medium is for eggs
I was hoping to buy a new car but I was after decent onboard storage so after the salesman specified lots of features about it, I asked "Cargo space?"
He replied "Car no do that, car no fly"
Take a look at the new apple car, they apologize for not using windows...
imgur.com/X7Dg1yN
My wife just taught the car a new trick
She got it to roll over yesterday
What do you call it if the new Kia car models aren't available anymore?
I have been in the market for a new car. (xpost from r/pics)
I saw one on the road today that I could really see myself in
I'm a relatively new dad. My 2 year old daughter was eating a banana in the car. From the back seat, she started to hand me sections of the banana peel when I blurted this out:
"Don't do that, you'll hurt his peelings!"
New car named "Watson the Wagon"
My wife and I purchased a car last night and since she would be using the car the most, I said she could name it. It is a VW Passat station wagon.
She decided on "Watson the Wagon" as she is a huge Sherlock Holmes enthusiast.
This afternoon she said, "If the A/C goes out in the car you can say 'It's a bit warm in here Watson'".
We were waiting while new tires got put on the car and my son knocked on the wall...
After a second, he said "nobody's answering".
I replied "do you know why?"
My wife braced herself when he said no and I said "because they're all tired."
I drove my new car out of the lot only to find that the reverse gear is broken.
There’s no turning back now.
I drove my new car out of the lot, only to find the reverse gear broken.
There’s no going back now.
A new Tesla doesn't come with the new car smell...
It comes with an Elon Musk.
If the new SONY car ever breaksdown
I drove my new car out of the lot only to find the reverse gear broken.
There’s no going back now.
I heard on the news there was a guy in town stealing the wheels off police cars
The cops are working tirelessly to catch him
(Got it from r/memes)
I just drove my new car out of the lot, only to find the reverse gear broken.
There’s no going back now.
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