So it turns out the last Russian monarch Nicholas the 2nd had a secret boyfriend.
A truly biczar situation
Have you heard about the new movie about a savant monarch?
It's titled Reignman
I'm a big fan of the Russian monarch of canyons,
Czar Chasm.
What did the monarch exclaim regarding the attempted coup?
"Revolting!"
The Norwegian Monarch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXw9jGTdBy0
Answered Prayers
Me and some buddies rented a cabin last week. The plants by the porch attracted a lot of monarch butterflies. As we were watching them a Praying Mantis grabs a hold of one. As we watched the butterfly thrash around in odd quiet reverence I said, "Well, I guess it's an Answered Prayer Mantis now"
One guy told me I was going to be a great Dad.
[X-post from /r/puns] I'm a big fan of the Russian monarch of canyons,
Czar Chasm.
