Husband: I doubt if I can hit two jackpots in one day.
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.
I said, "Oman!"
Sadly, they never work.
That's a plane fact.
..now that's a Rock bought 'em price.
The answer was no.
I guess you could call them Blue Screens of Death.
He was an heir friar.
What should I do with the remaining $999,999.75?
to Hong Kong-based jewelry retailer Chu Tai Fook. Over the last few months as the protests in Hong Kong have become heated Mr. Chu has been on the side of the government which has caught the eye of the international gem dealers, causing him to become a bit of a pariah.
The diamond went up for sale his and the Chinese government wanted to ensure that world's most expensive gem got a fair price. Mr. Chu approached Southerby's who was hesitant to get involved in what could be deemed a political gem sale. Despite his protests none of the world's leading auction houses the answer was always the same, they would not do the auction. This is when president Xi Jiping got involved to ensure that some good news could come out of China.
Last week it was reported that Rick Harrison, from Pawn Stars, had approached Xi Jinping saying that he would hold the diamond but couldn't promise more than $500 USD from the sale of the pendant. This infuriated the Chinese president threatened to take down the reality TV star, but Harrison was adamant telling Mr. Pooh, "If Chu wished to pawn the star, makes no difference who you are"
“No U”
I’ll see myself out.
What a waste!
By double tapping...
Who’s a good boy
Velocirapper
It is a top cellar.
You start with a billion.
Source: Old airline industry Dad joke. Worked in the airline technology sector for a while.
He was arrested for money laundering.
Of how to become a millionaire from Reddit.
I'd buy a new butt cause mine has a crack in it.
Because he was a fungi!!
Why'd the ask him to leave?
Because there wasn't mushroom!
Me: They may as well be puritans. Female Coworker: Aren't they Quakers? Aren't Quakers the horse people? Dad Coworker: No, they're the oats people.
