He was so down to earth
Up.
Huge asteroids.
Probably pterofied.
Does that mean the ones that miss are meteorWRONGS?
...then I guess dinosaurs were killed by a Mexican Wave.
One’s meatier
Very saur
He was like a rock star, but he eventually fell down to earth.
A metorleft.
Me: One is wrong and the other is right...
Wife: eyeroll
They were petrified!
The veloci-rapture
Meteowrongs
I'm Sirius.
Mom: can be best seen from the northeast. Hmm where are we?
Dad: We're in the living room.
One's meaty, the other's a little meteor
A meat-loving king has a contest to find the next royal chef. He invites 3 renowned chefs from all over the kingdom to serve him and the favorite will become the new royal chef!
The first chef serves the king an enormous rack of ribs. "Very impressive," said the king.
The second chef serves a huge steak, cooked to perfection. "So satisfying," said the king.
The third chef gives the king a plate with small rocks on a bed of shredded cabbage. "What the hell is this," the king asks.
The third chef says, "These rocks fell from the sky into my back yard. Indeed, ribs and steak are very meaty, but asteroids are meteor!"
I went to ask my daughter:
Where do you park when you visit the moon?
(Originally I was gonna say at the parking meteor!)
But straight faced she replies:
Anywhere you can find space.
Then she grinned... (she knew what she was doing)... space dad. get it? in space....
Totally out dad joked by my own daughter.
Because the rock is a little meteor.
One is meaty and the other is a little meteor!
The burger is very meaty, but the other is a little meteor.
The alternative is meteor
The moon rocks are a little meteor.
One's a big steak, the other is a little meteor.
Was eating burgers with the wife and daughter when my wife (who picked up the food) said, "I was going to get us singles, but I went with the double. Just felt in the mood for a meatier burger."
"Did your burger kill the dinosaurs?" I deadpanned.
"What?"
"Your burger. You said it was a meteor burger."
"Meatier...meatier...METEOR Burger? Goddammit, goober."
I'm visiting my parents from out of town and we all had gone outside to see the super moon and the meteor shower.
My dad waited until I said something along the lines of "oh wow look at the super moon."
That's when it started. He began singing "Super moon, super moon, it's super moonay" to the tune of "super freak." My mom, not to be outdone, joined in.
I'm clearly not having it so after seeing the super moon I go back inside. They follow me inside and I trip over their dog Tink. Annoyed I said, "Stupid Tink" setting off a new chorus of Super Tink.
