I don't think Marine Biology is the right major for me.

My grades are below C-level

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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What was the name of the janitor at the French marine biology school?

Jacques Custodian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bridgeonjames
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2020
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What are the requirements to work in marine biology?

Your grades need to be above C-level

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πŸ‘€︎ u/evac95
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2020
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Where did the Marine Biologist work from during the quarantine?

His offish

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Why should you stay away from any marine life that has been removed from the water?

Because they're all de-seas'd animals.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redditaccount314
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2019
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The marine biology seminars weren't for entertainment,

but were created for educational porpoises.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GobAteMyHamster
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2020
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A Marine Biology student was compiling a list of all the sea creatures they could find on Wikipedia. The next day they handed it in to their Professor, who took one look at it and said..

Lacks Cetacean..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Irorii
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2019
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The marine biologist tripped and the chum bucket spilled all over everything

It was an offal mess

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Possum
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2018
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I read earlier that the zoo was installing an exercise equipment addition to the marine mammal exhibit to help make the animals stronger.

They're going to have a bunch of flex seals on their hands.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SchitzPopinov719
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2019
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What did the Italian marine biologist say when asked to identify an eel?

"That's a moray."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GlowWorm23
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2019
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Why did the marine join a pottery class?

Because his Sargeant said he should learn about the claymore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SchecterHXC
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2018
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The marine instructor told us to stand down at the firing range, so I unloaded my weapon.

Yes, it was a strange time to masturbate and eventually lead to my dishonorable discharge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2019
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Why did the marine biologist travel to the UK?

He wanted to see Wales.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/big_macaroons
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2019
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There is one animal in the ocean that marine biologists are refusing to release any date on. Apparently, it’s a sea crit.
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2018
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I went to Marine Land the other day

I saw one of the trainers spill his coffee on one of the dolphins. It looked like an accident, but it was totally on porpoise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JEJoll
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2018
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A scuba diver and a marine sit at the port

The scuba diver turns to the marine and says "I can't handle this job anymore, I undergo too much pressure"

The marine looks at the diver and tells him "It may be hard now, but once you get used to it it'll all be smooth sailing"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kiwi-the-Kiwi
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2018
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Who's the first person the marine biologist called on his new cellphone?

His Anchovie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IcariusFallen
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2015
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What do you call the marines second string soccer team?

Submarines

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Futuramafryday
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2016
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