A list of puns related to "The Marine"
My grades are below C-level
Jacques Custodian
Your grades need to be above C-level
His offish
Because they're all de-seas'd animals.
but were created for educational porpoises.
Lacks Cetacean..
It was an offal mess
They're going to have a bunch of flex seals on their hands.
"That's a moray."
Because his Sargeant said he should learn about the claymore.
Yes, it was a strange time to masturbate and eventually lead to my dishonorable discharge.
He wanted to see Wales.
I saw one of the trainers spill his coffee on one of the dolphins. It looked like an accident, but it was totally on porpoise.
The scuba diver turns to the marine and says "I can't handle this job anymore, I undergo too much pressure"
The marine looks at the diver and tells him "It may be hard now, but once you get used to it it'll all be smooth sailing"
His Anchovie.
Submarines
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