Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side?
Yeah he's all right now
Q: Why was the church happy when the man lost his leg in an explosion?
A: Because he was a blast-femur.
Why was the man sad that he lost his cookie from the Chinese Restaurant?
His carelessness cost him a fortune.
Did you hear about the man who lost his home and had to live on the streets?
He was really bummed...
Did you hear about the one legged man that lost his prosthetic?
He was hopping mad
Two travelers are lost in the woods when they come across a man lying in their path.
One says, βWeβre saved! We can ask him for directions!β His friend, however, had a somber expression on his face.
βDoesnβt something seem off to you about this man?β he replies, gesturing to the figure lying prostrate on the road before them.
βWhat do you mean?β said the first, confusion splayed across his features.
βI mean we canβt trust a thing he says. Heβs a pathological lier.βA man lost his keys in the supermarket, so when he returned to his car, he just rubbed his ass against it
He was wearing khaki trousers
What did the man say when he lost his truck?
Hey where's my truck?
This man on a shower posts about the people who lost the tickets in the titanic
I once knew a man who had trouble with his balance because he had lost all the toes on his right foot
I guess you could say he was lack-toes intolerant.
The man who has lost his sense of feeling is going mad
He is going out of touch with reality
Have you heard about the man who lost the toe sucking tournament?
He tasted defeat.
"I've never had an accident and I never will," said Tom recklessly.
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"And then the man took off his shoes to prove he had 11 toes, and I lost the bet," Tom recounted.
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"Yes, I'm starting a legal business," Tom affirmed.
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Did you hear about the man who lost his left arm and left leg in an accident?
He's all right now.
Did you hear about the man who lost his left arm and leg?
Heβs all right now.
What happened to the man who lost his whole left side.
Hes all right now.
