The Biggest Loser’s contestant talking about his opponent:

β€œI’m not worried about her, she is a lightweight.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/afarro
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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Bilbo Baggins wakes up to hear β€œI’m a Loser Baby” for the third day in a row.

It was There and Beck again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maxgroover
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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Seems a little inappropriate having a strip club across the road from Mini golf in town. I’m a pretty liberal guy but if I’m having a day out with my family the last thing I want to look across the road and see is a bunch of losers playing mini golf.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rurgtide
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2019
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What did the home inspector say to the sore loser?

Nobody likes a bad support.

(Okay, that was bad. Need better ones please!)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Haidukenshiruken
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2019
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"Hey Dad, What's this "The Biggest Loser" Video game all about"?

"All I know about it so far is that you're the main character"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chadsreal
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2015
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What's a loser's favorite part of the body?

Da feet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArcaniteChill
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2014
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Superman and I had an arm wrestling competition

The loser had to wear their underwear over their pants.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tahmid5
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2020
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I went to the mirror shop to buy a new mirror.

I walked in and said β€œOi, you big, fat, ugly, bald loser! I want to buy a new mirror!”

The salesman said β€œI’m over here, sir.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Freddy_1986
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2019
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Got Dadburned....

Scene: Halloween night (this is key), I am donned in normal garb (this is even keyer), and am approaching the front door to my parents house...

Me: knocks on door

Dad: opens door

Dad: "You dressed as a loser?"

Me: :(

End Scene.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ITS_RY_TIME
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2014
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A shocking match

Did you hear about the Chess Grandmaster who, after he lost a match, destroyed the table with a massive hammer and called lightning bolts down to destroy his opponent's car?

He was banned from future competitions for being such a Thor loser.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2015
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The chicken who?

My daughter just text'd me this:

Smart Ass "Why did the chicken cross the road?"

Gullible Loser "Why?"

SA "To get to the idiot's house."

GL "heh, that was horrible".

Fast forward 5 minutes

SA "Knock Knock"

GL "Who's there"

SA "The chicken"

GL "The chicken who....wait, I see what's coming".

She is so getting flogged when I get home!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/igloofu
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2016
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I was just trying to enjoy watching Jeopardy with my dad...

At the end of Jeopardy, they say that Aleve gives the 2nd and 3rd place contestants prize money as consolation.

I said, "I wonder why Aleve gives money to 2nd and 3rd place"

Without hesitation, my dad goes, "Guess they just don't want any sore losers."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/marcusaurelius3
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2014
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