How did Bilbo survive the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy?
Because old Hobbits die hard...
I lost my whole Lord of The Rings Lego set
The one thing about watching the "The Lord of the Rings films"...
It's very hobbit forming.
Had an excellent meal last night at this cosy little Christian restaurant near us called "The Lord Giveth"
Why didn’t the guy from Lord of the Rings have any small toy construction blocks?
The Lord told John to come forth and he shall have eternal life
But he came in fifth and got a toaster.
If they came out with Lord of the Rings NFTs
They'd be Non-Fungible Tolkiens
I was watching Lord of the Rings with my best friend yesterday, when I saw a wasp on the screen. I told my friend that the wasp was disturbing my viewing, and he replied
How are monks in Britain helping tourists to find the restrooms and them also praising the Lord the same?
The Outback Steakhouse by me is now Lord of the Rings themed
You gotta try the Orlando Bloomin Onion
I lost my wife's Lord of the Rings audiobooks
I'll never hear the end of it.
I had a dream that I wrote Lord Of The Rings.
I guess I was Tolkien in my sleep.
I keep reading The Lord of the Rings over and over again and I can't stop.
I guess it is just a force of Hobbit
Did you hear about the serfs who rebelled against their lord?
Their resistance was feudal.
The Lord of the Rings official pinball machine doesn’t take quarters.
Anyone else here a fan of Fire Emblem? Because I CHROMposed some great puns of one of the main lords!
reddit.com/gallery/jy2d6n
I thought Lord Of The Flies was about entomology,
It really bugs me that it isnt.
I hear that Legolas from the Lord of the Rings had an older brother, but he died before Legolas was born.
Doctor Doctor! At night in my bed I keep saying lines from The Lord of The Rings
That's ok, you're just Tolkien in your sleep.
Forgive me lord, for the source is https://www.facebook.com/1091662394221761/posts/2613451882042797/
Lord Of The Rings Book Reference
I keep reciting all of Lord of The Rings in bed
My wife says I need to do something about Tolkien in my sleep.
I heard they’re remaking one of the Lord of the Rings movies, but everyone rides around on bicycles instead of horses.
They’re calling it The Two Tires
What did our lord and savior do when He noticed the temple floor was dirty?
Does anyone know who played frodo in Lord of the rings?
Tolkien typed the entire Lord Of The Rings using only two fingers
That must have been Mordor
Why do the words on the front cover of a book lord it over the words on the back cover so much?
They have a strong sense of entitlement.
I watched a TV programme about the House of Lords last week. But I wasn’t really concentrating so I’m going to have to watch it again.
That’ll be the Peer review.
Oh lord, look at the time
The lord giveth, and the lord taketh
However the lord altho hath a lithp.
How did Sith Lords rise to the top?
Rickrolling in the year of our lord 2019? Yep!
before fire lord ozai and chin the conqueror
it is oft forgotten that the air nomads once tried to rule the world.
they were known as... the roamin' empire ;)
There weren't a lot of hobbits in the first Lord of the Rings books.
They were just Tolkien characters.
Lego Lord of the Rings was a definitive moment for Tolkien fans
Up to that point they had been Legoless
The Lord said "come forth and you shall receive life."
John came fifth and won a toaster.
And the Lord said unto John, “Come forth and you will receive eternal life.”
But John came fifth - and won a toaster.
And the Lord said unto John "come fourth and receive eternal life"
But he came fifth and won a toaster.
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