If you ever get locked out of the house, talk to the lock calmly
Communication is key
What do you call a prostitute who locks her customers in the basement!?
A Whoarder!
My Italian friend always locks himself out of the house...
He has gnocchi
I needed to get my locks changed, but all the locksmiths were closed... I thought they were key workers?
My dad is always embarrassed about cutting himself while getting rid of his beard, so he locks himself in the bathroom...
I guess he’s just trying to shave face…
Why do the best baseball players never lock their doors?
Because they’re always safe at home
If you see a chick changing out the locks or cleaning out the pool at an apartment complex, NEVER give her a joint.
Nobody like high maintenance women.
Why did the edgy teenager lock himself in the freezer ?
He thought it was cool.
Why do Castle doors have their locks so far above the ground?
Because of the higher-key
Why did the zookeeper lock baguettes into a cage?
So that they would be bread in captivity
Lock the task bar madeupandprobablydoesnote…
I had a picture of welch's grape jelly as my phone lock screen for a solid month before the wife asked me about it.
"It's my jam"
A farmer decides to sell his home and shows a potential buyer around- "there's only 1 downside it's an old farm and all we have is an outhouse" the buyer says "oh, well thats fine- is there a lock?"
The farmer says "Sir, I've lived hear near on 60 years and all that time no one has ever tried to steal a bucket of shit"
Since the combination to a combination lock matters, shouldn't it be called a permutation lock?
If you ever get locked out of your house just talk to the lock.
Communication is key...
If you ever lock yourself out of your house, just talk to the lock calmly.
Because communication is key.
If you ever get locked out of the house, just talk to the lock.
Communication is key.
If you ever get locked out of your home, sit down and talk to the lock calmly
Because communication is key
I needed to get my locks changed, but all the local locksmiths were closed...
I thought they were key workers?
