Did you know milk is the fastest liquid on the planet?
It’s pasteurized before you see it….
I’ll see my self out
Edit: wow thank all you lovely people for the awards!
need a pun for a brand name! this is a paint tube filled with liquid blush, so a cosmetics brand and i want the name of it to be punny, please help!
I refuse to throw out the liquid on top of my yogurt.
I got some clear liquid hand soap for the bathroom
Then I realized that I couldn't use it... My hands are opaque and solid.
The family of rulers had a specific liquid diet. Breakfast is coffee, lunch is lemonade...
I dumped all the liquid off my yogurt
A moment of silence for our dear friend, liquid water, who did not survive the 100° temperature...
Just found this store by chance called Ollie’s. Aside from all the great liquidation sales, the walls are a pun gold mine! I felt it be a crime not to post pictures of it on here.
reddit.com/gallery/iij3ts
Hear about that superhero knock-off group that keeps ordering drinks but pour out all the liquid?
Apparently they call themselves the Just Ice League
My friend the bartender invited me down to the bar to try a new drink he came up with.
I meandered down to the bar, take a seat and he sets a tall glass in front of me, icy and bubbly. I take a sip, tell my buddy, "This is good!" He says "Thank You" and moves off to take care of other customers. I continue to sip the drink, trying to identify what is in it. Hmm... gin, tonic, something else... I cannot identify. I notice halfway through the drink I am feeling pretty good! I continue to sip and hang out until I take the last drink. And then, BLAM! I am out. I awake a while later to my buddy shaking me and asking how I am. I was still feeling pretty drunk, and asked him "Just what in the heck was in that drink?" He grins and holds up this bottle of oddly colored liquid. "This" he says, "Is the secret ingredient. I make a regular gin and tonic, and add this to it. What is it?" I ask. "It is the extracted essence of feline follicles!" "CAT HAIR!" I scream. "Yup! And everyone has the same reaction you did! They finish the drink and pass out!" "What the heck do you call this drink?"
Cat-a-Tonic!
I made the mistake of drinking the liquid from a scientist’s test tube.
When I want to experience intense ecstatic happiness, I reach for the bottle of dish washing liquid...
The decision for a liquid to fill the shape of whatever container they are in is...
Every time I wash the dishes at night after dinner, I use a whole bottle of dishwashing liquid.
Another day, another Dawn.
My friend told me about a new type of yogurt that doesn't have liquid on the top when you open it...
My friend tried to get me to join his MLM scheme of selling devices for establishing a horizontal line by means of a bubble in a liquid that shows adjustment to the horizontal by movement to the center of a glass tube...
It'd make cents off so many levels.
/edit:rephrased punchline
Sink was clogged so I bought off-brand Liquid Plumber. Boy was that money down the drain.
I was upset my girlfriend didn’t get the joke about solid, liquid, and gas?
I told her it was a big deal. She asked why it matters?
What did the gas say to the liquid?
What’s the matter with solid?
Why does the TSA want your liquids in one clear plastic bag?
It's pretty plane to see why.
My wife just told me that you can strain curdled milk, then use the resulting liquid as a food additive! I was like, "no way!"
I dropped a gallon jug of liquid laundry detergent and it exploded as it hit the pavement
I said “that’s the end of an Era.”
What's the fastest liquid on earth?
Milk. It's pasteurized before you see it.
Did you know milk is the fastest liquid in the universe?
Before you see it, it's already pasteurized
Did you know that milk is the fastest liquid on earth?
It's pasteurized before you can even see it.
They say milk is the fastest liquid on the planet.
Yeah, it's pasteurized before you know it.
Milk is the fastest liquid on earth
It’s pasteurized before you can even see it.
Did you know that milk is the fastest liquid on earth?
It's pasteurized before you even see it.
What's the fastest liquid on earth?
Milk. Its pasteurized before you can see it
Did you know milk is the fastest liquid on the planet?
Its pasteurized before you see it.
What’s the fastest liquid in the world?
Milk, it’s pasteurized before you can even see it!
What is the fastest liquid on earth?
Milk! It’s pasteurized before you even see it!
Did you know that milk is the fastest liquid on earth?
It's pasteurized before you even see it.
What is the fastest liquid on earth???
Milk, because it's pasteurized before you see it
What’s the fastest liquid?
Milk- it’s pasteurized before you see it
What's the fastest liquid on earth?
Milk.
It's pasteurised before you see it.
Do you know what the fastest liquid is?
Milk because by the time you see it it's already pasteurised.
Milk is the fastest liquid on earth
It's pasteurized before you even see it!
What's the fastest liquid in the world?
Milk
It's pasteurized before you see it!
Did you know that milk is the fastest liquid on earth?
It’s pasteurized before you even see it.
Did you know that milk is the fastest liquid on earth?
It’s pasteurized before you even see it.
Are you draining the liquid out of your yogurt?
What liquid is considered the fastest in the world?
Milk, because it can be pasteurized before you even see it.
What is the fastest liquid on earth?
Milk....because its pasteurized before you see it.
I dumped the liquid off my yogurt. Now it wheys less
Today, I found out that milk is the fastest liquid
It's pasteurized before you even see it.
Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.
