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The Last Supper Puns

A list of puns related to "The Last Supper"

What did the deathrow inmate dad call his last supper?

Ciao time...

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👤︎ u/pirateking1000
📅︎ Jul 04 2019
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I almost ate rabbit for supper tonight , but someone took the last piece....

I was a hare away.

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👤︎ u/FlyBall_LeftField
📅︎ May 02 2019
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What did Jesus say at the last supper?

All right, everyone who wants to be in the painting, get on this side of the table.

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👤︎ u/ecodrew
📅︎ Aug 15 2018
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What did the cannibal say at the last supper?

Pass the bread.

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👤︎ u/tomsriversmith
📅︎ Mar 25 2017
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Dad, you know what happened after the Last Supper?

The Last Dessert?

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👤︎ u/greasepunk1979
📅︎ Nov 03 2015
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My son's first dad joke

Yesterday my three year old was pretending to be me -- deep voice, doing "the dishes," the whole bit. This lasted all afternoon into supper. During supper, my wife and I were both using his name, and he kept correcting us ("No, I'm daddy.") Eventually I just laughed and said "I'm confused."

His reply: "No, you're [my son's name]."

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👤︎ u/tobiasosor
📅︎ Jan 02 2020
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Attaboy.

<Last night my 10yo is calling me for supper>

The boy: "Time to eat, Dad!"

Me: "No, don't eat me!"

The boy: "Punctuation saves lives."

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👤︎ u/michaellasalle
📅︎ Mar 17 2015
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