The Last Rites of Jeff Myrtlebank question: Is this episode based off of a true story?

Hello! Lurker, first time posting here on this board. I was curious as to if this episode was based off a true story - I can't seem to find much info through some google searching. The reason I ask is that, as I had been going through some old suitcases full of old newspapers and family photos, I found a newspaper clipping that pretty much described the plot of the episode - well, besides the having new powers and such. I am currently unable to post the clipping itself at the moment, but I can do this at a later time today as an update. Thanks in advance! :)

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"Last Rites of Jeff Myrtlebank" (S03E23) star James Best died yesterday. One of my favorite episodes-- RIP.

He is best known for starring in Gunsmoke and Dukes of Hazzards in the 1970s, but I prefer his performance in this TZ episode. His acting is phenomenal, and the visual aspects of the episode are more than worth checking out.

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Last Rites - 5.12b. Went up with the goal being this massive layed out bat hang but ended up getting the anchors! Not a clean send but I climbed every inch of that shit
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[Coming Out] Came out to my Chinese parents about 100 days ago, suddenly they've decided to move 4 000 km from a homophobic town to a welcoming city and we're departing tomorrow (Pic is the last thing I've ever written before coming out, the Chinese character for "love". Rite of passage I guess hmm

Edit: the pic is at the bottom of the text

SORRY FOR LONG TEXTS BUT I THINK IT'S WORTH TO READ

So a bit of background: my (15M, Chinese) parents and I are both immigrants to Canada from China, we're atheists but we DON'T believe in communist Bs and that kind of stuff. I came to Canada at the age of 13 and now I'm 15, so that's just a bit more than 2 yrs. We spent our first year in the capital city of Ottawa, but a year after my family decided to move to a small town 4 000 km away from the capital (approx. 2500 mi for u yankees) due to my father's work. They've chosen to let me attend a christian school despite of being atheists because that school has the best rank in the region and they have smaller class so it would be a better learning environment.

Around late-feburary this year I've realised that I'm gay after researching LGBT issues (I'm a huge fan of politics) although thinking back I've been have feelings about boys since early grade 6. It wasn't very confucing at first since I've had researches before. But since a week or so after, I've begun to feel the PRIDE. I've heard this concept before but I didn't understand it until realising I'm gay-I'm proud because I support equality amongst a hateful environment and that I accepted myself without giving up.

I couldn't stop thinking about pride and coming out, my emotions were just overwhelming. But I didn't know whether I should come out to my parents as gay because I had no idea about what's there position on being gay. Two years ago my mom once asked me if I want to go see the pride parade (she didn't know I was gay back then), so that could've (potentially) meant that she had no moral objections about being gay. But besides from that they've never talked about lgbt issues, u know, it's just Asian parents and I guess they were too shy.

**I didn't remember why, but on the 29th of April I decided to come out to them the next day. The 30th was a Tuesday, so I went to school as usual. But before leaving, I told my mom that I'm gonna share something big with her after school. After getting back home, I walked into my room and wrote the character for "love" (as in the picture). I'm not religious but I kinda like the rituals. Then I called my mom in. I was so struggling to tell her that I sat next to her for 10 minutes without saying anything so I told her to leave me alone for 5 minutes. When she came back, I finally had the courage. I cried while saying "I love boys, not girls" (damn I wanted to say

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[NP] Mohammed Sharif receives Padma Shri for selflessly performing the last rites of thousands of unclaimed dead bodies for the last 25 years. imgur.com/a/DPGgVfu
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Just finished (most of) the rincewind series (the last hero is region locked on amazon so im going to have to buy paperback), it was a mix of great story and hilarious, what series should i read next? Im torn on guards! Guards! And equal rites! Help me decide (or recommend a different arc)
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Eastern Market Seafood Old World Sandwich Many decades of memories nothing like this place in Michigan final 4 days. Stopped in one last time for this Detroit Classic Old World Sandwich. Great seeing the place packed with Foodies enjoying the last rites. Got a couple to go dinner going to be perfect
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Math of the Storm: Hold Your Ground vs Last Rites

Just a little fun math calculation here, showcasing how absurdly powerful Iron Skin's shield is after taking Hold Your Ground. The final result is in bold near the end.

So, to begin, how low does your health have to be for Last Rites to kill you? Many people may already know the answer to this, but I'll go through it for those who don't. Last Rites deals 50% of your missing health as damage. So in order to kill you, your current health must be less than or equal to half your missing health. Since missing health is simply 1 minus current health, we get:

(1 - current health)/2 = current health

1 - current health = 2*current health

1 = 3*current health

current health = 1/3

So Last Rites kills you if you are at 1/3 of your maximum health or less. Cool. Though that is assuming you don't have any pesky shields attached to your Health bar, which is where Iron Skin comes in. At level 1, Johanna has 2809 health, and Iron Skin's shield has 701 health, which is REALLY close to 1/4 of her maximum health. So close that we'll just call it 1/4 to make things easy. Now, in order for Last Rites to kill Johanna, it has to deal damage equal to her current health plus 1/4 of her max health. also, I'll start using "ch" to mean "current health". So we have:

(1 - ch)/2 = ch + 1/4

1 - ch = 2*ch + 1/2

1 - 1/2 = 3*ch

(1/2)/3 = ch

ch = 1/6

So with Iron Skin, you need Johanna to be all the way down to 1/6 or 16.67% of her max health to kill her with Last Rites. And finally, what about Hold Your Ground? Well, Hold Your Ground increases the Iron Skin shield by 60%, which raises it from 1/4 (25%) of Johanna's maximum health to 2/5 (40%) of her maximum health. That's pretty ridiculous. I'll skip a few steps in this final calculation since I think you've got the idea by this point. We now have:

1 - 2*2/5 = 3*ch

1/5 = 3*ch

ch = 1/15

In order to kill Johanna with Last Rites through Hold Your Ground, she must be at 1/15 or 6.67% of her maximum health or less!!! That means out of 2809 health, Johanna only needs 187 to survive Last Rites with Hold Your Ground. Out of 6000 health, she would only need 401. Is this a useful piece of information? Not really, hence the Fluff tag. We already knew this shield was monstrously big. But as a Johanna main, I think it's really cool. That said, I did use this fact once to make a Malthael waste his ultimate. I stepped out from behind a gate with very low health (10-15% or so) and purposefully got in range of Last Rites. Malthael, b

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I've repurposed a century-old Catholic house-call box (last rites, anointing of the sick, etc.) as the final part to my shrine. Couldn't be happier with the results. imgur.com/OGaXF21
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Today I completed Hajj as an ex-Muslim! Picture taken at the stoning of the devil, the last rite of the pilgrimage.
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TIL that as part of the coronation ritual of the Island Kingdom of Tahiti, the Kings were covered with excrements and semen as a kind of honor. The last King of Tahiti who was crowned using the traditional rite was Pomare II in 1791. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/P%C…
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Uttar Pradesh CM YogiAdityanath's father passes away. Due to Lockdown, CM not to take part in the last rites of his father, says he can only visit his home after lockdown. twitter.com/airnewsalerts…
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Traveled to a local lodge for some York Rite last night. Half of the entry hall of this lodge building.
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Today is the greatest day of my life. Found this empty bag in the dumpster by the Rite Aid with enough crumbs and smells to last me a month!
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Photograph of a man being read his last rites, shortly before being hung for unknown crimes. Several townsfolk and family members have gathered to witness the spectacle. Outside of Rhodes, Lemoyne, 1907.
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Photograph of a man being read his last rites, shortly before being hung for unknown crimes. Several townsfolk and family members have gathered to witness the spectacle. Outside of Rhodes, Lemoyne, 1907.
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[Book Excerpt | Gaunt's Ghosts: The Armour of Contempt | **Spoilers**] A Guardsman Last Rites

Zweil nodded, indicating something over Caffran’s shoulder. Caffran turned.
The child, a boy of about nine or ten, had come out from under the shelves. Although it was much too big for him, he had picked up Leclan’s lasrifle and was pointing it at Caffran and the priest.

β€œGet back, father,” Caffran breathed. He looked at the child and smiled encouragingly. β€œCome on, little man, give me that.”

The boy fired three shots, the weight and discharge staggering him. Then he threw the weapon aside and ran.

β€œCaffran? Caffran!” Zweil yelled. He bent down and cradled the Ghost in his arms. There was blood everywhere, pumping from a huge, messy wound in Caffran’s chest. β€œMedicae!” Zweil shouted. β€œMedicae!”

Caffran gasped.

β€œHold on, you hear me,” Zweil demanded, trying to support Caffran and staunch the bleeding at the same time. β€œYou hold on. Help’s coming.”

Caffran’s eyelids fluttered. He looked up at Zweil for a moment. He tried to speak, but he couldn’t. His left hand clawed at the vest pocket of his battledress tunic, trying to unbutton it.

β€œMedicae! Medicae!” Zweil yelled over his shoulder. β€œSomeone!”

He looked back at Caffran. He swallowed hard as he saw the distant look in Caffran’s eyes, the receding light. As a priest in war, he had seen it before, too many times. Caffran’s bloody left hand still fumbled with the pocket fastening. Zweil reached over and undid the pocket for him, and took out what was inside. It was a Tanith cap badge. Caffran’s mouth tried to form words.

β€œI am an ayatani of the Holy Creed,” Zweil said softly. β€œBe calm now, my friend, for the God-Emperor of Mankind is rushing here to present you with the gift of peace you crave. Is there anything you wish to confess at this hour?”

Caffran didn’t respond. Zweil continued to hold him up, his hands and arms wet with Caffran’s blood.

β€œI hear and understand those sins as you have confessed them to me,” Zweil said, his voice hoarse, β€œand I absolve you of them, as I absolve you of all other sins you cannot enumerate. It is in my power to do this thing, for I am an ayatani of the Holy Creed. The winds have blown your sins away, and the beati has blessed you and, though there is pain, it will end, as all pain ends, and you will ascend without the pain of the mortal world to the place the God-Emperor of Mankind has set aside for you at the train of the Golden Throne of Terra. These last rites I give you freely and in good faith…”

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Playing the "Last Rites" Story Mission Will Enable You See ADS Reticles and Effects Of Stats and Perks on Them

Video Explanation Here

We have all played this story mission one time or another and many have used this to have a glimpse on weapon accuracy based on visual reticle changes due to stat mods and perks.

But in case you didn't know then just head into this mission and move along till you get to the corridor leading to the deathsingers/crota fight area, pull out your favorite weapon and have fun exploring the effects of perks and other stuff on them.

Thorn, Last Word, Zhallo, Hardlight, Thunderlord, First Curse all have their reticle behaving differently based on what perks you have selected. Its a fun way to pass time if you dont have much to do in the game and you will be amazed on how some scopes drastically change the accuracy of your weapon.

Try it out, let me know any cool stuff you discover if any. As always thank you for reading and watching the video.

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General who secured Siachen for India is no more. Lt Gen PN Hoon (retd) led Op Meghdoot to capture Siachen in 1984; dies of brain haemorrhage; last rites today hindustantimes.com/chandi…
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[Jeff Svoboda] Per the NHL, Oliver Bjorkstrand became only the league's second player to score a go-ahead in the final 30 seconds of regulation this season last night vs. NYR. #CBJ twitter.com/jacketsinside…
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Russian Pervomartovtsy are given the last rites before their execution. Russian revolutionaries, members of Narodnaya Volya, planners and executors of the assassination of Alexander II of Russia (March 1, 1881) and the attempted assassination of Alexander III of Russia
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β€˜It is my duty’: This Kerala doctor performed the last rites of several victims of Nipah thenewsminute.com/article…
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One last Chaos Doomstack beelined for a poorly defended Itza...so I hit the Rite of Primeval Glory

My entire army rampaged through most of the battle but Itza survived. F for the Kroxigors and Skinks who gave their lives in the defense

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The Sam Chase - The Last Rites of Dallas Pistol thesamchase.bandcamp.com/…
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[Walden] Jeff Green, on the state of the Jazz: β€œRight now, we’re low, to be honest with you. I’m not gonna sugarcoat it. The last six games, to me, we kind of took a couple of steps back to the progress we had going into the beginning of that road trip.” streamable.com/5yygl
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The skull wall at Last Rites in SF. They call the style here β€œ tiki noir”. The bar is a plane fuselage & stools r plane seats. the menu looks like it’s crashed & burned and some of the drinks had airline booze as decor. The place smells lovely thanks to burnt cinnamon, house rum, marshmallows, etc
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Fun stat: Since the Cup Series started running at Las Vegas in 1998, Mark Martin, Jeff Burton, Sterling Marlin, and Carl Edwards are the only drivers to win Vegas race and not win a championship in their careers. Edwards is the last one to do it when he won in March of 2011.

Every other race has been won by a future or past champion.

Source.

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Nation mourns the loss of Sushma Swaraj, daughter Bansuri performs her last rites
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My brother and I were hit by a repeat drunk driver. We were given the last rites at the hospital. We barely lived. The drunk driver's passenger was her son. He almost died as well. The drunk driver was the only one that was able to walk out of that crash. Don't drink and drive! i.reddituploads.com/13ce5…
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[Feigen] Jeff Bzdelik, the Rockets associate head coach who guided the defensive improvement last season, was let go today, a person with knowledge of the decision said. twitter.com/jonathan_feig…
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The enemies of truth, justice, and cheap gas... left to right Manhack, Thunderstorm, Maximum, Blood Commisar, Malice, Last Rites, Funeral Pyre, Rom Master, Entropy
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[ESPN] Daryl Morey would not allow D'Antoni to bring back some of his assistant coaches, including Jeff Bzdelik, whom the team begged to come back last winter as the team faltered. "Jeff is not only a great coach, he's a great friend and I would have loved to have him back," says D'Antoni.

Full article: https://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/27282369/you-plan-next-year-coaching-nba-where-stars-call-shots

Full quotes:

  • D'Antoni understands that concept all too well. He still has his job, but he is in the final year of his deal after the Rockets offered him only a partially guaranteed extension. In addition, Daryl Morey would not allow him to bring back a number of his assistant coaches, including defensive wizard Jeff Bzdelik, whom the team begged to come out of retirement last winter as the team faltered.

  • "Jeff is not only a great coach, he's a great friend and I would have loved to have him back," says D'Antoni. "When [front offices] want to make changes, they're going to make changes, whether I like it or not. You get upset for a while. It's hard personally, because you think to yourself, 'Did I contribute to this? Was there something I could have done?'"

  • D'Antoni has been indirectly impacted by the flurry of free agents. Once George forced his way off the Thunder, OKC decided to trade Russell Westbrook, who landed in Houston in exchange for Chris Paul, one of many Rockets players who endured summer trade rumors.

  • "I keep in contact with the players all the time," D'Antoni says. "We're in the same boat. They could be gone, I could be gone, they could get traded, I could get fired.

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