4 feet of snow in Lake Tahoe forced the local Chipotle to close, but not before they made one last pun.
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︎ Dec 29 2021
My Bluetooth speaker wasnβt working so I threw it into the lake.
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︎ May 11 2021
Two Inuit hunters were paddling their kayak across the lake. They started to feel cold, so they lit a fire in their kayak, but then the kayak caught fire and sank. What is the moral of the story?
You cannot have your kayak and heat it too.
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︎ Nov 16 2021
What did the father tell his kids after they didnβt catch any fish at the lake?
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︎ Dec 16 2021
Do you know what is, objectively, the best lake in the world?
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︎ Oct 25 2021
Whatβs the creepiest of the Great Lakes?
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︎ Aug 22 2021
The other day my dog fell into a lake and was drowning. Then some German guy came out of nowhere and saved his life
After I thanked him, he said to me: "Don't vorry, just dry him off and keep him varm, he vill be fine"
I asked him, "Are you a vet?"
He answered, "Am I vet? I'm soaking"
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︎ Jun 02 2021
Why are the lake bottoms so dark?
Because people lose their shades in them.
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︎ Sep 24 2021
What letter do you yell when your mother-in-law falls into the lake?
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︎ Jul 28 2021
The ocean and the sea just told me that the lake had to start wearing diapers!
Yeah the lake is incontinent.
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︎ Jul 28 2021
Most people see two piers by the lake and think it's normal but
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︎ Jun 18 2021
I asked the breeze to blow my sailboat around the lake, but it ignored my request...
I guess it was an unfavorable wind.
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︎ Aug 01 2021
I can't take my dog to the lake anymore because the ducks keep attacking him.
That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
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︎ Apr 19 2021
Why can't the lake have two docks?
Because it would be a paradox.
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︎ Mar 14 2021
I can't think of a better way to cross the lake
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︎ Dec 29 2020
How to Catch a Polar Bear: 1)Find a frozen lake 2)Dig a hole in the ice 3)Surround the hole with frozen peas 4)Hide nearby.
When the bear stops to take a pea, kick it in the ice hole!
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︎ Jul 04 2020
I spent all morning at the lake photographing birds. Enjoyable but I didnβt see a thing.
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︎ Mar 02 2021
A guy brings his friend to see his new lake house. When they get there, they see a goose on the front steps.
The friend says "hey, is he yours?"
The guy replies "yep, kept him after I found him alone by the lake. He can't communicate with any of the other birds."
His friend looked confused. "Is he mute?"
"No. I think he speaks porch geese."
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︎ Jan 21 2021
A man is out ice fishing, but not having any luck. But he sees a guy across the lake pulling out fish after fish.
So the man goes over and says βIβve been watching you catch so many fish today, but Iβm getting nothing. Whatβs your secret?β
The other man says βMffffmmm mmmm mfffmmmm mmmmmβ
The first man says βWhat?β
The other man spits something into his hand and says βI said, you gotta keep your worms warm!β
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︎ Dec 20 2020
I dropped my phone in the lake...
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︎ Dec 09 2020
I was just trying to enjoy a day out on the lake. No matter where you are, you can never escape the puns.
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︎ Jul 12 2020
What is the coolest lake in the world?
Lake Chad...
slow motion sunglasses in front of explosion.gif
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︎ Jan 02 2021
Had to tell my family we can't take the boat to the lake cause my truck broke down. Fortunately, avocado.
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︎ Aug 21 2020
Why did the hipster fall in the lake?
He went ice skating before it was cool.
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︎ Mar 08 2020
Went fishing with a friend that wanted to throw rocks into the lake
I told βem we should just skip it
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︎ Oct 02 2020
The reason lakes are bigger than rivers is because one has running water whereas the other water is merely standing.
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︎ Jun 23 2020
While we were out on the lake, my girlfriend swore she saw a bird dive into the water...
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︎ Sep 20 2020
What do people who like to annoy grammar snobs call it when you leave the Great Lakes unprotected?
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︎ Oct 04 2020
How does a flower get a boat across the lake?
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︎ Apr 18 2020
why didn't the indie lake make a games platform
it was afraid of becoming steam
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︎ Aug 28 2020
I took my dog to the lake to day and noticed he floats very well
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︎ Jan 19 2019
I keep thinking about how fun it would be to get a couple friends and go out to the lake. Maybe rent a pontoon boat.
I dunno, Iβll float the idea by my brother.
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︎ Aug 23 2020
Friend's dad... Instead of the Hellman's in a lake...
http://i.imgur.com/kekwP1L.jpg
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︎ May 06 2015
We were camping near the lake and my wife wanted to go canoeing...
She asked: "Which paddle should I take? The short wooden one, the long metal one?
I replied: "Doesn't matter, its either-oar situation"
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︎ Jun 12 2020
I threw my iPhone to the lake the other thay
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︎ May 27 2020
Right now everyone in Cleveland is taking social distancing very seriously. Even the walkway around the lake is empty
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︎ Mar 23 2020
I once hiked to a lake with the states of Michigan, Ohio, Pennsylvania, and New York on its western, southern, and eastern shores. Not a bird was singing and the lake was still...
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︎ Jun 04 2020
Go throw a jar of Hellman's in the Lake!
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︎ May 05 2015
I wanted to teach my goldfish to jump, so I took it to a lake in the mountains
But it turns out spring water is just false advertisement
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︎ Dec 29 2019
What is the lake's favorite season?
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︎ Mar 05 2020
Just arrived in Minnesota: the land of 10,000 lakes and 1 bad pun..
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︎ Jul 03 2019
My Bluetooth speaker wasnβt working so I threw it into the lake.
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︎ Sep 17 2019
How does the flower cross the lake
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︎ Jul 12 2020
Why did the hipster fall into the lake ?
He went ice skating before it was cool.
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︎ Jan 31 2020
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