I told her it was to help me get up in the morning.
The cannibal replied "I can't, the steaks are too high"
Because he goes to high school.
You could say Iβm stepping up in the world.
The steaks were too high.
THE STAIRS!
Itβs their fall meeting.
I fell on my ass!
Your not my father
To reach the high notes
"don't worry dad! I wont let you down! "
It was a anti-climb antic.
I chose the latter.
It's up to something
He was going to high school.
The girl was wearing a firefighter's helmet.
The wagon was being pulled by her dog and cat.
"That sure is a nice fire truck!" the fireman said with admiration.
"Thanks!" the girl replied.
The fireman looked a little closer and noticed the girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.
The fireman said, "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster."
The little girl replied thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren."
The police say they're taking steps to remove them.'
Can't beat a good police dadjoke.
He fell four stories.
Came up with this today at the ball game!
I told him I'd prefer the latter, but he brought me the ladder.
This joke sucks
"Guess it's not part of the 12-step program anymore. It really fell off the wagon."
It wasn't my real ladder though, it was my stepladder
so I contacted my company's spokesperson.
Father: "Ah, you want to go up in life."
Me: instantly thinks of this subreddit.
"You're not my real ladder! You're my step ladder!"
