There are only two white people in the movie Black Panther
Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis.
They also play roles in Lord of the Rings.
I guess that makes them the Tolkien white guys.
Where did the music notes go to get some fried chicken?
Who's in charge of Kentucky Fried Popcorn?
Went to a restaurant with my parents and they were arguing about whether ordering the fries or salad were better to go with the meal so they asked me my opinion.
I said, "Oh, no. I'm not picking sides"
I had Chinese with my dad the other night, and he asked “Did a shrimp really fry this rice?”
I told him “Of course not dad, now sit down and eat your chow, mein.”
There's a haunted Kentucky Fried Chicken near my house.
They think it's poultrygeist.
Why couldn't the pirate start his stir fry?
Because he left his wok on the plank
Did you hear they’re making a movie about the guy who invented the tampon?
The first french fry wasn’t cooked in France...
Did you see the movie about constipation?
Me neither - unfortunately it’s not out yet.
I really hope they name the next Fast And Furious movie
Saw the trailer for the new Top Gun movie
It looked kinda plane to me
What's the best cereal to eat while watching a movie?
Contrary to popular belief, the first french fry wasn't cooked in France.
How often was the DeLorean used in the back to the future movies?
Did you hear about the movie that follows a couple of chicken embryos, a Communist icon, and Sir William Wallace on a treasure hunt?
It's called Eggs, Marx, The Scot
Did you hear about the constipation movie?
It hasn't come out yet....
Daughter: Dad, can you pause the movie so I can grab a snack.
Dad: (grabs the cats paws and pushes them) Sorry, I'm pushing pause but it's not working!
The Rubik's Cube movie wasn't very good
You could see the twist ending coming for most of the whole movie
Did you hear about the new movie about tropical birds, starring Ben Stiller?
It's called "Meet the Parrots"
A sequel is already in the works: "Meet the Flockers"
Why couldn’t the kid get into the pirate movie?
It was rated “Arr”!
-My 11 yr old just came up with this gem over breakfast
What would the movie have been called if Captain America was a dachshund?
Captain America - The Weiner Soldier
Watching the movie ' Grease ' to take my mind off some vaccine side effects, however..
I got chills..they're multiplying.
What's the difference between French fries and orange juice?
You can make orange juice out of orange, but not French fries out of French
Two movies that share the same plot.
Titanic and sixth sense.= Icey dead people.
Currently working on a new project- Twitter: The Movie
I heard the movie was good though
Just downloaded the Woodstock movie.
I visited a monastery the other day and as I walked past the kitchen I saw a man frying chips. I asked him "Are you the friar?"
He replied "No, I'm the chip monk..."
My partner and I watched Interstellar last night. She said the movie was over her head.
I replied, "Of course it's over your head! It's in space!"
How did the French fry die?
Have you seen the movie Constipated?
Nope. It hasn't come out yet
Did you hear about the dangerous alcoholic who consumed his booze from a sizzling Chinese frying pan?
He liked to drink risky on the woks
Did you hear about the men at the monastery who make fried potato crisps?
Back in the 70s and 80s, I’d often dress up nicely, go out and order dinner for one, see movies alone, take long solitary walks...
Wow, I’m really dating myself.
What did the movie director say before shooting a dangerous stunt scene?
It’s a take I’m willing to risk.
Do mummies enjoy going to the movies?
What is the best part in all the Harry Potter movies?
Why was the movie about camping fiddlers rated R?
Did you know the first French Fries weren't cooked in France?
They were cooked in Greece
Did you know that the first french fries weren’t cooked in France?
They were cooked in Greece.
Would a movie about the invention of the Tampon be a... period piece?
Did you hear about the new movie constipation?
What do the movies Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?
Did you know that the first French Fries weren’t cooked in France or America?
They were cooked in Greece.
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