The Impossible Puns

…all because of those damn security cameras.

You should've seen the look on her face when I drove pasta

I know it's not really dog but I still think that's a faux paw.

Neither have I, but I've been told it was incredibly sofishticated...

Everyone had to keep going back to Square One

I felt your presents!

I told him he was in deNile.

They are always fully booked.

White girl in the back: Hold my pumpkin spice latte.

So at work recently theres this vegan burger called the impossible burger. when we pack them up we have to label the number of burgers and the name of them. Typically I wouldn't mess with that stuff since it might throw off the person restocking but the containers they put it all in makes it all quite apparent which ones are which burger. Anywho I began making puns on the labels starting with "kim-possible burger" and I wanted to see what you all could come up with. (I also did the small pee-pee burger but that wasn't really a pun). Anyways plz comment what you can think of that would be a pretty cool pun for the list and I will compile it all together. Thanks and regards, Thomas

I’ve successfully done nothing all weekend.

Because of all the sand which is there. (Read aloud)

I M.

...of letters.

They have excellent camelflage.

(If you look closely it's behind the ice cream.)

I like big bots and I cannot lie.