The Fellowship consists of 4 hobbits, 2 humans, 1 elf and a dwarf
What is the easiest rope to stand on for humans?
I think NASA's Voyager is one of the best things humans have ever made. Actually, you know what? I'll just say it..
It's the most far out thing we've ever made.
What's the furthest planet humans can see with their NAKED eye?
Zeus and the other Olympians had many children with humans. These are called "demigods" in English.
This has been your daily dose of mythinformation.
My father was so preoccupied with his studies on the origins of humans he never had time for me
He never once offered me an anthropology.
So, I read a study the other day claiming that "humans eat more bananas than monkeys".
Which - to me - sounded a bit obvious. I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
Baby Roach: “Papa, what happens if the humans spray us with Raid?”
Papa Roach: “Suffocation. No breathing.”
On average, a panda feeds for approximately 12 hours a day. It’s the same with humans under quarantine.
That’s why it’s called a “Pandemic”.
The same is true for humans.
The World Health Organizatuon has discovered that Coronavirus cannot be transmitted between dogs and humans. They have released all quarantined dogs.
To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.
What do you call the time period between the Bronze and Iron Ages where humans learned to cure meat?
If humans were trees, how deep would the roots be ?
Me: If humans lose the ability to hear high frequency volumes as they get older, can my 4 week old son hear a dog whistle?
Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are.
Me: Trick question... dogs can't whistle.
I think the flu is tired of humans
He said "I'm sick of you all"
How did the humans die?
They used so much toilet paper they wiped themselves out
In the future it will be possible to incubate humans in artificial uteri. If you want yours in the one by the window, it will be more expensive.
After all, it always costs more for a womb with a view.
What would they call it if humans were able to absorb energy from the sun?
What's the difference between dinosaurs and humans?
The real reason humans have wrinkly brains?
We've been in the gene pool too long
What is the most complicated thing that is made by humans with wood?
Why were the earliest humans such happy people?
Son: "Did you hear about those lunatics? They've been troubling humans and the animals alike!"
Dad: "Really?! Last time I checked there were no ticks on the moon."
Plants reaction to the global warming caused by humans
Scientists have learned how to send humans into the future. Unfortunately, the process causes the subject's bowels to release uncontrollably.
It's a real blast from the past.
When genetically modifying humans becomes common, the company that's doing it should be called ProCreation.
Why did the machines in The Matrix use humans instead of horses or cows?
Moo-pheus and Neigh-O.
(Original joke, but afterwards did a search and found Moo-pheus had already been referenced.)
How did humans come up with the concept of time?
So I read a study the other day claiming that “humans eat more bananas than monkeys”
Which to me sounded a bit obvious. I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.
Me: If humans lose the ability to hear high frequency volumes as they get older, can my 4 week old son hear a dog whistle?
Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are.
Me: Trick question... dogs can't whistle.
Me: If humans lose the ability to hear high frequency volumes as they get older, can my 4 week old son hear a dog whistle?
Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are.
Me: Trick question... dogs can't whistle.
Me: If humans lose the ability to hear high frequency volumes as they get older, can my 4 week old son hear a dog whistle?
Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are.
Me: Trick question... dogs can't whistle.
Me: If humans lose the ability to hear high frequency volumes as they get older, can my 4 week old son hear a dog whistle?
Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are.
Me: Trick question... dogs can't whistle.
Me: If humans lose the ability to hear high frequency volumes as they get older, can my 4 week old son hear a dog whistle?
Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are.
Me: Trick question... dogs can't whistle.
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