The Heist Puns

A list of puns related to "The Heist"

I've always been a fan of heist movies, but the one involving the bakery has to be one of my favourites of all time.

That one takes the cake.

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👤︎ u/mr_wilson3
📅︎ Feb 24 2020
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Did you know there used to be a story in the bible about a bank heist but it got removed

It was inside job

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👤︎ u/allanon101
📅︎ Mar 05 2020
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Did you hear about the wig heist in broad daylight ?

That was a pretty bald move

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👤︎ u/RobotFK
📅︎ Aug 23 2018
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How did the owls get away with the heist in Machu Picchu?

They were Inca Hoots.

My friend proudly told me how he got his daughter with this one.

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👤︎ u/ryegye24
📅︎ Nov 06 2016
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After the bank heist, the robbers camped in the woods to hide.

That's criminal in tent.

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👤︎ u/_otterinabox
📅︎ Aug 29 2015
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