What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a philosopher?

An offer you can't understand.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
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I met the Godfather of the Scottish mafia earlier...

He made me an offer I couldn’t understand.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
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Network Engineer. Stuck at work monitoring the help desk so everyone else can go home early for the holiday. Watching The Godfather. imgur.com/VKpoxpm
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2016
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What do you hear on The Godfather radio on Pandora?

All hits, all the time.

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What's the difference between the Mexican mafia and "The Godfather" sequels?

One is all about dinero, the other one about De Niro.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2014
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What do you call the Indian Godfather?

Papa Dom

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Almarrio
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2016
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I really like The Godfather and The Godfather 2.

Francis Ford made a Coppola great movies..

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My father on The Godfather

So occasionally the theatres around my area will do a film series showing older films in the theatres format. This time around they’re doing Mafia films.

My dad is 62 and is slowly staring to see his cognitive strength dwindle, but there’s one ability he’ll never lose...

His ability to land a great dad joke

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2015
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I'm putting an addition on my roof.

It's a little room where I can sit and watch movies like The Godfather and Apocalypse Now.
It's a Francis Ford Cupola.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheREALProfPyro
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Did you know that Jesus was with the Italian Mafia?

It’s true! His dad was the Godfather.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iusedtobeaplayer
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2020
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Godfather dad Joke

My buddy and I brought in pizza from Godfather's Pizza this past weekend. We walked into his cluttered studio apartment with the pizza and some beers and I looked around for a place to put the pie.

His kitchen table had no room; neither did his coffee table. When I asked him where I should put it he told me just to set it down on top of his bed while we made space.

"Are you sure you want me to put it there?" I asked.

"Yeah, what's the big deal?"

"You want me to put the pizza on this - the duvet of my daughter's bedding?"

I could hear Brando groaning from beyond the grave.

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πŸ“…︎ May 07 2014
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My Godfather doesn't always tell jokes, but when he does...

At the end of the evening, after dinner with my parents and godparents. My Godfather gets up to leave, puts on his jacket and turns to us. Out of the blue he comes out with:

>I'll leave you with this: You can kiss a nun once. You can kiss a nun twice. But you must never get into the Habit.

We laugh, groan, laugh some more. He leaves.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2014
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