The rabbit says "I think I'm a type O"
Because they dilate.
But they encouraged me to immediately return to the vaccination center to pick up my glasses.
Because the pee is silent.
I’ll be here all day
He was looking for a tight seal.
I said "That means it's pasture bedtime."
Namaste.
Because some relationships don't work out.
To a remote location.
The spacebar
"Bargain" the man says.
"Thanks" the woman replies. "That means a great deal."
They decided to call it a day.
The harbour, so he could make them a pier.
You have to try their New Delhi
Because it was hungry
Because it had the flue.
But eventually I caved.
He was exhibiting bad brie-havior
It wanted to get shredded.
Me, "I have no idea. He just ransomwere."
He wanted to sink his teeth into a good book.
It ensures I get a good bang for my Buck.
He’s my spirit guide.
Edit: Thanks guys.
So, she walks over and takes a seat next to him on the bench, turns to him and says, "Sorry to bother you. I know this may be a little forward but I would love to grab coffee with you some time."
Flattered, the man responds, "Sure... but what makes you so certain you and I would get along so well?"
"Well..." the woman says. "A couple things, actually. I noticed you were wearing an Iron Maiden t-shirt. Iron Maiden are my favorite band of all time. When they went on their reunion tour in 1999, my parents took me to see them in Cleveland. I was 12 years old and it was the first concert I ever went to. I absolutely love Iron Maiden."
The man can't believe it.
"I saw them play Cleveland in '99! First concert I ever went to on my own. My best friend Jimmy Spitz and I told our parents we were sleeping at each others' houses, snuck out, took a bus into the city and saw them play at the Plain Dealer Pavillion!"
Naturally, they're both shocked.
"If that isn't weird enough..." says the woman. "I noticed you're reading Mark Twain. I was a communications major in university and I actually wrote my thesis on Mark Twain and how he used satire as a lens to comment on current events of the time, comparing him to satirical news sources of today. He's my favorite author."
Now the man is really taken aback, "Get out of here! I was an English major in university! I specialized in 19th century American literature and this is like my fourth or fifth time reading Tom Sawyer, I absolutely love Mark Twain."
They both can't believe it...this has got to be a match made in heaven.
"Ok..." the woman says. "Well, buckle up because here's the icing on the cake. I noticed you're eating a prune. Prunes are my absolute favorite fruit. When I was a kid, my grandfather lived on a farm. He had an orchard that mainly grew apples and some lemons, but he knew how much my sister and I loved prunes so he kept a couple of plum trees. Every year at the end of the summer, we'd go up and harvest the plums with him. He'd dry them and by the time we'd go back to his place for Thanksgiving he'd always have those prunes saved just for us. They're my favorite fruit! I love prunes, you're eating a prune, this has got to be fate. What do you say?"
The man puts down his fruit and responds,
"It's a date!"
I had some great feedback, the kids even said it was souper good!
The Lil Jon
It’s where the Icy U is
Because he was such a fun guy.
Because friends stink together!
He went data way
To keep the pilot cool because if they stopped, man would he sweat
Egypt his tooth.
I said, "I always follow where my legs go".
He wanted fast food
I bet there would be hell toupee.
Because it’s FOR BIDEN
I’ve got a lot on.
To get a koalafication
He was there to see a chicken strip
His inboks
Because they dilate...
You have to try their New Delhi
