Where did the general keep his armies?
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Whatβs and Army generalβs favorite day of the year?
MARCH FOURTH!
Happy March 4th everyone.
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Why did it take the Roman General 10 tries to find the buried treasure?
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What did the soldier say to General Sherman when he was asked to do something
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What did the Commanding General of the United States Army say after having his budget approved?
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I just got promoted to general manager at the aquarium!
I'm going to have a corner offish and everything!
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It's weird how nobody knew who the Iranian general Soleimani was a few days ago...
It's like he blew up overnight.
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What did the general say to their troops?
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Did you hear about the army general who retreated from an army wearing sandals?
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Went to the gym and saw some guy working out dressed as General Grievous
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Why did the military general refuse to use social media?
It was his personal creed to never surrender or retweet.
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How did the Samurai defeat the enemy General?
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What did the General who lost both his arms, use to fight his wars?
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What did the German General say after the biggest battle in WW 1?
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Did you hear about the French general who used a cannon to start his kitchen remodel?
It was linoleum blownapart
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Why couldnβt the Australian general win the war on bread?
Because it was stale, mate.
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Where does the general keep his armies
In his sleevies
No? Okay Iβll just go.
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Did you hear about the Roman general who accidentally decimated his army?
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︎ Sep 24 2019
I left the general store empty handed
I was looking for something specific
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︎ Sep 21 2018
What are the general rules and etiquette around reposting, both in Reddit and this subreddit?
I wanna repost something, but I'm a little on the fence about it.
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WW1 generals on the western front were really stubborn.
One could say they were entrenched in their ineffective tactics.
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Breakfast, brought to you by the 7th Secretary General of the United Nations.
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Why is Christmas General Zod's favourite time of the year?
....Because it's No-El....
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I heard that General Kellogg was going to be the new national security adviser.
I have to say, though: I'm disappointed they didn't go with General Mills.
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Where does the General keep his armies?
In the barracks, where they're supposed to be.
His sleevies were too short.
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What happened when the Lt. General had diarrhoea?
He became a loo-tenant...
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An ancient Babylonian general was involved in a plot to overthrow the king...
An ancient Babylonian general was involved in a plot to overthrow the king. But, the plot was uncovered, and the king threw him in jail.
The general managed to escape and he fled to a ziggurat several kilometers away to meet his followers. Unfortunately, the ziggurat was one of several in the area, and he wasn't sure his men would find the right one. So, the fugitive general lit a small fire to signal them.
The other generals of the king's army saw the smoke coming from the ziggurat, and they rushed over and killed him.
The moral of the story?
The searching general has determined that smoking ziggurats can be extremely hazardous to your stealth.
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The general physician wanted to focus mainly on fractures and spent a lot of money advertising for them.
She wanted to go for broke
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︎ Sep 19 2018
Got banned from the general store today
Because I asked the clerk for something specific.
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What did the general have up his sleeves
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︎ Sep 26 2020
Where does the General keep his armies?
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Where did the General put this Armies?
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Where does the General keep his Armies?
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Where does the General keep his armies?
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Where does the General hide his armies?
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Where did the general put his armies?
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