Where does the General keep his armies?

In his sleevies..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/savagecheefer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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I just got promoted to general manager at the aquarium!

I'm going to have a corner offish and everything!

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πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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Did you hear about the army general who retreated from an army wearing sandals?

He was scared of defeat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Inevitablenarwhal
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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It's weird how nobody knew who the Iranian general Soleimani was a few days ago...

It's like he blew up overnight.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aakshaj
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2020
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What did the general say to their troops?

March 4th

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kevballs
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2020
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How did the Samurai defeat the enemy General?

He hit him with "Ja-Pan"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trainsylvania
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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Went to the gym and saw some guy working out dressed as General Grievous

He was working fourarms.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Subtle_Static
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2020
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Why did the military general refuse to use social media?

It was his personal creed to never surrender or retweet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stooftheoof
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2020
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What did the General who lost both his arms, use to fight his wars?

His Leggies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mcflufin
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2020
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What did the German General say after the biggest battle in WW 1?

Verdun here...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ddgoodman92
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2020
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Did you hear about the French general who used a cannon to start his kitchen remodel?

It was linoleum blownapart

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Capt-Redbeard
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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Why couldn’t the Australian general win the war on bread?

Because it was stale, mate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/praesespilsbaas
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2017
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Did you hear about the Roman general who accidentally decimated his army?

It was one in ten dead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sennome
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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Where does the general keep his armies

In his sleevies

No? Okay I’ll just go.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thy_jam_sandwich
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2018
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I left the general store empty handed

I was looking for something specific

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twigsnapper
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2018
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What are the general rules and etiquette around reposting, both in Reddit and this subreddit?

I wanna repost something, but I'm a little on the fence about it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Plucium
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2018
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WW1 generals on the western front were really stubborn.

One could say they were entrenched in their ineffective tactics.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pun-isher42
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2019
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Breakfast, brought to you by the 7th Secretary General of the United Nations.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ukuleleemusic
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2018
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Why is Christmas General Zod's favourite time of the year?

....Because it's No-El....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lordtarantula
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2018
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I heard that General Kellogg was going to be the new national security adviser.

I have to say, though: I'm disappointed they didn't go with General Mills.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/koenn
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2017
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The general physician wanted to focus mainly on fractures and spent a lot of money advertising for them.

She wanted to go for broke

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2018
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Where does the General keep his armies?

In the barracks, where they're supposed to be.

His sleevies were too short.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bituna
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2018
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What happened when the Lt. General had diarrhoea?

He became a loo-tenant...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vishal_rjagan
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2018
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An ancient Babylonian general was involved in a plot to overthrow the king...

An ancient Babylonian general was involved in a plot to overthrow the king. But, the plot was uncovered, and the king threw him in jail.

The general managed to escape and he fled to a ziggurat several kilometers away to meet his followers. Unfortunately, the ziggurat was one of several in the area, and he wasn't sure his men would find the right one. So, the fugitive general lit a small fire to signal them.

The other generals of the king's army saw the smoke coming from the ziggurat, and they rushed over and killed him.

The moral of the story?

The searching general has determined that smoking ziggurats can be extremely hazardous to your stealth.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notyourreality
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2018
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As far as horseback riding goes, what’s the general consensus? Yay? Or Neigh? reddit.com/r/AskMen/comme…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/coadnamedalex
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2018
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Got banned from the general store today

Because I asked the clerk for something specific.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tbe170
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2016
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You know how the US has Dollar General? Well in the UK they have....

Pound Town.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NorthAve
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2018
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What was the general consensus amongst seals in regard to the new club scene ?

It was a hit!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElCarabo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2017
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What did the general have up his sleeves

His armies!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andrew66655321
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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Where does the general keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Atvian
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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Where did the General put this Armies?

In his sleevies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tinnber
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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Where does the General keep his Armies?

In his sleevies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kerfandrosSr
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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Where does the general keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

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Where does the General keep his armies?

In his sleevies

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πŸ‘€︎ u/prasaadii
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2020
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Where does the General keep his armies?

Inside his sleevies

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ColoradoStark
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2019
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Where does the General hide his armies?

In his sleevies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thatcreaseinmyarm
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2019
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Where did the general keep his armies?

In his sleevies

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MercWhite
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2019
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Where does the general keep his armies?

In his sleevies!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DaddyOne1973
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2019
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Where does the general keep his armies?

In his sleevies

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SaltySkoldier
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2018
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Where does the general keep his armies?

In his sleevies

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slarti08
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2018
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Where does the General keep his armies?

Up his sleevies !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/peanut31
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2018
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Where did the general put his armies?

In his sleevies

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Where did the general keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hitchchicken
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2018
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Where does the general keep his armies?

Up his sleevies

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LiterallyDeads
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2018
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Where does the General hide his armies?

In his sleevies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/michikokopuffs
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2017
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Where does the general keep his armies?..

Up his sleevies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DRUNKonCUST4RD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2018
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