Where does the General keep his armies?
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I just got promoted to general manager at the aquarium!
I'm going to have a corner offish and everything!
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Did you hear about the army general who retreated from an army wearing sandals?
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It's weird how nobody knew who the Iranian general Soleimani was a few days ago...
It's like he blew up overnight.
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What did the general say to their troops?
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How did the Samurai defeat the enemy General?
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︎ May 07 2020
Went to the gym and saw some guy working out dressed as General Grievous
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︎ Apr 17 2020
Why did the military general refuse to use social media?
It was his personal creed to never surrender or retweet.
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︎ Mar 23 2020
What did the General who lost both his arms, use to fight his wars?
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︎ Apr 04 2020
What did the German General say after the biggest battle in WW 1?
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︎ Feb 03 2020
Did you hear about the French general who used a cannon to start his kitchen remodel?
It was linoleum blownapart
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︎ Dec 06 2019
Why couldnβt the Australian general win the war on bread?
Because it was stale, mate.
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︎ Nov 27 2017
Did you hear about the Roman general who accidentally decimated his army?
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︎ Sep 24 2019
Where does the general keep his armies
In his sleevies
No? Okay Iβll just go.
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︎ Nov 20 2018
I left the general store empty handed
I was looking for something specific
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︎ Sep 21 2018
What are the general rules and etiquette around reposting, both in Reddit and this subreddit?
I wanna repost something, but I'm a little on the fence about it.
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︎ Dec 08 2018
WW1 generals on the western front were really stubborn.
One could say they were entrenched in their ineffective tactics.
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︎ May 29 2019
Breakfast, brought to you by the 7th Secretary General of the United Nations.
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︎ Nov 30 2018
Why is Christmas General Zod's favourite time of the year?
....Because it's No-El....
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︎ Dec 24 2018
I heard that General Kellogg was going to be the new national security adviser.
I have to say, though: I'm disappointed they didn't go with General Mills.
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The general physician wanted to focus mainly on fractures and spent a lot of money advertising for them.
She wanted to go for broke
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︎ Sep 19 2018
Where does the General keep his armies?
In the barracks, where they're supposed to be.
His sleevies were too short.
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︎ Jul 10 2018
What happened when the Lt. General had diarrhoea?
He became a loo-tenant...
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An ancient Babylonian general was involved in a plot to overthrow the king...
An ancient Babylonian general was involved in a plot to overthrow the king. But, the plot was uncovered, and the king threw him in jail.
The general managed to escape and he fled to a ziggurat several kilometers away to meet his followers. Unfortunately, the ziggurat was one of several in the area, and he wasn't sure his men would find the right one. So, the fugitive general lit a small fire to signal them.
The other generals of the king's army saw the smoke coming from the ziggurat, and they rushed over and killed him.
The moral of the story?
The searching general has determined that smoking ziggurats can be extremely hazardous to your stealth.
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︎ Sep 20 2018
Got banned from the general store today
Because I asked the clerk for something specific.
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︎ Nov 10 2016
You know how the US has Dollar General? Well in the UK they have....
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︎ Feb 19 2018
What was the general consensus amongst seals in regard to the new club scene ?
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︎ Sep 29 2017
What did the general have up his sleeves
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︎ Oct 28 2020
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︎ Sep 26 2020
Where did the General put this Armies?
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︎ Sep 19 2020
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︎ Sep 03 2020
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︎ Apr 25 2020
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︎ Mar 26 2020
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︎ Oct 27 2019
Where does the General hide his armies?
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︎ Jul 01 2019
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︎ Aug 06 2018
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︎ Nov 08 2018
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︎ Jul 10 2018
Where did the general put his armies?
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Where does the General hide his armies?
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︎ Dec 06 2017
Where does the general keep his armies?..
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