I do really feel bad for the Class of 2020. People say your senior year flys..
I just didn’t realize it would Zoom..
why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, we'd call them bagels.
There’s a giant fly in the house!
What language do things that fly in the sky speak....
Plane english
My 6yo laid this one on me and I hadn't heard it before so thought it might be enjoyed here
The fly fishing tournament will not have spectators this year.
But it will be LIVE STREAMED.
What's the difference between a mosquito and a fly?
A mosquito can fly but a fly can't mosquito.
My 11 year old daughter told me this one this evening lol.
Why did Han Solo refuse to let Chewbacca fly the Millennium Falcon?
Because he's still a Wookie.
Heard y’all like puns (flies were found dead, butter was found at the grocery store in the dairy isle)
What was the last thing to go through a fly's mind as he hit the windshield?
Why did the bird fly into the sea?
He was looking for a perch.
What does the Pope fly on?
A giant fly has attacked the local police...
Police have called SWAT team.
When geese fly in a V, why is one side of th V always longer than the other side?
There's more geese on that side.
When migrating birds fly in the shape of a V, do you know why one side is always longer than the other?
That side has more birds.
Say theres a bunch of flys in a kitchen, how do you tell which one is the cowboy?
The cheap, sketchy airline I fly only does red-eyes....
It's a real fly by night operation
There's a giant fly attacking the police station
Don't worry, I've called in the SWAT team
Why do birds fly south for the winter?
Went to the shops and bought some fly spray.
Sprayed it all over me....Still can't bloody fly.
Mart Mc Fly traveling into the Star Wars universe be like,
What’s the difference between a fly and an eagle?
An eagle can fly but a fly cannot eagle.
I thought Lord Of The Flies was about entomology,
It really bugs me that it isnt.
What was the indecisive fly overheard saying?
I’m not sure about these debates, I’m really on the Pence
Why does the seagull fly over the sea and not the bay?
Because then it would be the baygull. (Not my joke)
Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day.
Push him out of the plane at 30,000 feet and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
What’s the only kind of bagel that knows how to fly?
A man walked into a hardware store, picked up a can of fly spray and asked the assistant, "Is this good for wasps?"
Why did the momma plane say the son plane couldn't fly?
What time of the year is it usually fly or die for baby birds?
Migratory birds can be fascinating. You often see them fly in "V" formation across the sky. On occasion you see that one side is longer than the other. It's a simple scientific explanation really.
There just happens to be more birds on that side.
I caught a fruit fly in the air and killed it.
I'm a gnatural born killer
The police were under heavy attack of the flies
They had to call the SWAT team!
Why did the LGBTQ pilot refuse to fly 747s?
He said he prefers bi-planes
What is the difference betwen a mosquito and a fly?
A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito
Why Do Seagulls Fly Over The Sea?
Because If They Flew Over The Bay They Would Be Bagels...
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
If they flew over the bay they would be baygulls.
Why do seagulls fly by the sea?
Because if they flew by the bay, they’d be bagels.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew of the bay, they'd be bagles.
What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito ?
A mosquito can fly but a fly can't mosquito
When ducks fly in a V one side is always longer. Do you know the reason?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they'd be baygulls.
When geese fly in a V formation, one side is always longer than the other. Do you know why that is?
There are more birds on that side.
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because they'd be called bagels if they flew over the bay...
Why is one side longer then the other when ducks fly in a V?
Because there’s more ducks on that side
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they'd be called bay gulls.
Why do birds fly south for the winter?
What’s the difference between a Fly & a Mosquito?
A Mosquito can fly, but a Fly cannot Mosquito.
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