What do you call something that’s been completely abandoned by the owners and fallen into complete anarchy?
What do you call a tray full of appetizers that have fallen on the carpet?
I was once abducted by the Easter Bunny. He had fallen behind on his work and needed someone to help him catch up. He held me at gunpoint and forced me to color eggs for hours until my fingers were like a rainbow. I didn't dare stop though.
Because I knew by the desperate look in that rabbit's eye that I was in dye or die situation.
If reddit was an army, which tribute to the fallen (usually played on the Bugle) would seem unfitting?
What did the leaf say to the fallen leaf
What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice?
A farmer notices all the cows had fallen over, he asked the bull why he was still standing?
He replied, we bulls wobble but we don't fall down
What did the king say at the banquet honouring one of his fallen men?
This'll be a knight to remember
A couple was in the forest painting words on fallen trees.
They were following their counsellor’s orders to have meaningful dye-a-log.
I'm surprised the tower of Pisa hasn't fallen over during the pandemic...
Without all those tourists helping hold it up.
What did the fallen horse say?
Help I have fallen and I can't giddy up!
All the members of Greenday have fallen asleep
Remind me to wake them up when September ends
What did the horse say after it tripped? "Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!”
A queen went travelling to a foreign land. She asked her two ladies in waiting to clean for each other while she was gone, so they wouldn't be out of practice when she got back. When she returned, the two had fallen in love and gotten married.
They were maid for each other.
Isreali Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has lately fallen out of popularity with the public. He looks set to be suceeded by the progressive Benjamin Netangoogle.
The Romaine Empire has Fallen... Caesar is dead...
Lucifer, the gorgeous fallen angel. [X-post /r/tumblr]
http://i.imgur.com/fmGslhx.jpg
My brother's just fallen through the roof of a French bakery
My friend and I walked in a forest the other day and found a fallen tree.
I commented that the tree really branched out.
What did the lumberjack say to the mysterious fallen tree in the middle of the woods?
News just in: Two carpets have fallen off a lorry on the A38
Let's just hope there isn't a shag pileup.
What do you call a Dad that has fallen through the ice?
What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice?
What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice?
What do you call a dad who's fallen through the ice?
What did the horse say after it tripped? "Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!”
What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice?
What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice?
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