Chewbacca usually is the one who cooks on the Millennium Falcon

It tastes pretty good but it always turns out a bit Chewy

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On his first smuggling mission with Han, Chewy accidentally crash landed the Millennium Falcon on planet entry.

Wookiee mistake.

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📅︎ May 07 2022
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Remember when Chewbacca crashed the Falcon?

It was a wookie mistake

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📅︎ Apr 22 2022
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The 'Millennial' Falcon...
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👤︎ u/Stunnyfuff
📅︎ Sep 24 2021
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How do you unlock the Millennium Falcon?

With a Wook-key.

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👤︎ u/EgonVector
📅︎ Jun 22 2021
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One time Chewbacca forgot to release the emergency brake before flying the millennium falcon

It was a wookie mistake

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📅︎ May 11 2021
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My wife works with birds at the zoo. The other day I asked her about the lifespan of a falcon. She said they usually live for about 15 to 20 years.

"I guess that means all the Millennial Falcons are gone."

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📅︎ May 04 2021
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How did Landon Calrissian win the Millennium Falcon while playing Wheel of Fortune?

He had the Bespin.

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📅︎ Mar 20 2021
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Why did Han Solo refuse to let Chewbacca fly the Millennium Falcon?

Because he's still a Wookie.

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📅︎ May 04 2021
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Just had my first day on the job as a co-pilot of the Millenium falcon...

It went well but I made some Wookiee mistakes.

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👤︎ u/cozykush44
📅︎ Apr 11 2021
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Why was the Millennium Falcon easier to fly after the Force Awakens?

It was now Hans free.

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👤︎ u/mojogoing
📅︎ Sep 10 2019
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Chewbacca crashed the Millenium Falcon the first time he flew it.

Wookiee mistake.

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👤︎ u/dashie1985
📅︎ May 30 2020
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I've been really keen on watching the SpaceX Falcon 9 rocket launches lately...

... Guess you could say that I've been watching them like a hawk!

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📅︎ Jun 04 2020
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What do you call it when you get dirty on the Millennium Falcon?

Having par-sex!

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📅︎ Jul 20 2020
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I was surprised to see the make of my Millenium Falcon model.

It was Toy Yoda

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📅︎ Sep 29 2018
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What do they have for supper on the Millennium Falcon?

Milk and Wookies.

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📅︎ Jan 17 2017
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Why did Chewbacca crash the Millennium Falcon?

Wookie mistake!

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📅︎ Feb 09 2021
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Why did Chewbacca crash the Millennium Falcon the first time he flew it

It was a Wookie mistake

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👤︎ u/GTR-1003
📅︎ Oct 07 2020
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How do you unlock the Millennium Falcon?

With a wook-key.

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👤︎ u/89iroc
📅︎ Aug 28 2019
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