Do you know who is an expert on the Dunning-Kruger effect?

Me.

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Eating more fresh vegetables makes you an expert pooper. It's right in the name.

Pro deuce

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👤︎ u/JoeFas
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What do you call an expert wine taster from the horn of Africa?

A Somalier

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👤︎ u/peva3
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[need for help] Pun experts, share the best pun you know about academia/professors/education/writing for grants. Any help deeply appreciated!

EDIT: We plan to place it on the mug as a gift, so it should be relatively short

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👤︎ u/Sedulas
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There's a new show on BBC where heroin junkies can determine via experts, how much money they've shot up over the years.

It's called,Cash in the Addict.

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👤︎ u/Rossco1874
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Experts have confirmed that bowling is officially the quietest sport.

You can hear a pin drop, after all.

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Sorry if this breaks the rules but, please cheer up my dad! He's a punctuation expert who is recovering from surgery. He just had half of his lower digestive system removed. It would really cheer him up if you could comment with his favorite punctuation mark:

;

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👤︎ u/edhere
📅︎ Apr 25 2017
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Driving past a farm, I said to the kids, "Those are expert horses..."

"... They're out standing in their field."

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👤︎ u/kuzinrob
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Today on the bus I sat next to a man who was an expert on fungal organisms. The whole time he was talking to me all I could think was...

That is not a fungi.

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I used to be an expert in the Dunning-Kruger effect.

Then I started to learn more about it.

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I watch the History Channel a lot. I’ve become an expert, actually. Ask me anything,

about American Pickers.

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👤︎ u/labink
📅︎ Jul 04 2019
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After years of research, experts finally determined the leading cause of dry skin:

Towels.

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Did you hear what the demolitions expert did to his competition at the poop-joke-making contest?

He wrecked 'em.

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Brian, the world's leading expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make, is taking a stroll down his local high street. As he passes by the record shop, a sign catches his eye. "Just Released - New LP - Wasps of the World & the sounds that they make - available now"

Unable to resist the temptation, Brian goes into the shop. "I am the world's leading expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make. I'd very much like to listen to the new LP you have advertised in the window."

"Certainly, Sir," says the young man behind the counter. "If you'd like to step into the booth and put on the headphones, I'll put the LP on for you."

Brian, the world's leading expert on European wasps, goes into the booth and puts on the earphones.

Ten minutes later, he comes out of the booth and announces, "I am the world's leading expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make and yet I recognized none of those."

"I'm sorry Sir," says the young assistant. "If you'd care to step into the booth, I can let you have another 10 minutes."

Brian, the world's leading expert on European wasps and the sounds they make, steps back into the booth and replaces the headphones. Ten minutes later, he comes out of the booth shaking his head. "I don't understand it," he says, "I am the worlds leading expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make, and yet I still can't recognise any of those!"

"I really am terribly sorry," says the young assistant, "I've just realised I was playing you the bee side!"

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👤︎ u/mykeuk
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The experts said my smoke alarms were too old...

..but they still work just fine. I think they are just being alarmists.

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👤︎ u/King_Kars
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At The UPS Store we're called the pack and ship experts

But i prefer professional boxer

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My dad, the weather expert

During a phone call with my dad today, we got to talking about a recent hailstorm.

"Did you know that before Europeans arrived, there was never any baseball-sized hail in America?" he asked me.

"Really? Why's that?" I answered, thinking that there was some interesting meteorological explanation forthcoming.

"Well, there were no baseballs around to compare hailstones to."

Damn it, Pop.

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👤︎ u/mambeu
📅︎ Feb 23 2014
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The blind demolitions expert.

He had a hard time committing suicide because he couldn't C4 himself.

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My girlfriend the social media expert.

Girlfriend: I really want to hit 200 followers!

Me: Well that's more than a little violent!

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My dad is something of a medical expert in the family

"Looks like she has a canarial disease."

A what, Dad? Canarial disease?

"Yep. No tweetment."

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👤︎ u/DeanOnFire
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