A list of puns related to "The Expert"
A Somalier
It's called,Cash in the Addict.
EDIT: We plan to place it on the mug as a gift, so it should be relatively short
You can hear a pin drop, after all.
"... They're out standing in their field."
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That is not a fungi.
Then I started to learn more about it.
about American Pickers.
Towels.
He wrecked 'em.
Unable to resist the temptation, Brian goes into the shop. "I am the world's leading expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make. I'd very much like to listen to the new LP you have advertised in the window."
"Certainly, Sir," says the young man behind the counter. "If you'd like to step into the booth and put on the headphones, I'll put the LP on for you."
Brian, the world's leading expert on European wasps, goes into the booth and puts on the earphones.
Ten minutes later, he comes out of the booth and announces, "I am the world's leading expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make and yet I recognized none of those."
"I'm sorry Sir," says the young assistant. "If you'd care to step into the booth, I can let you have another 10 minutes."
Brian, the world's leading expert on European wasps and the sounds they make, steps back into the booth and replaces the headphones. Ten minutes later, he comes out of the booth shaking his head. "I don't understand it," he says, "I am the worlds leading expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make, and yet I still can't recognise any of those!"
"I really am terribly sorry," says the young assistant, "I've just realised I was playing you the bee side!"
..but they still work just fine. I think they are just being alarmists.
But i prefer professional boxer
During a phone call with my dad today, we got to talking about a recent hailstorm.
"Did you know that before Europeans arrived, there was never any baseball-sized hail in America?" he asked me.
"Really? Why's that?" I answered, thinking that there was some interesting meteorological explanation forthcoming.
"Well, there were no baseballs around to compare hailstones to."
Damn it, Pop.
He had a hard time committing suicide because he couldn't C4 himself.
Girlfriend: I really want to hit 200 followers!
Me: Well that's more than a little violent!
"Looks like she has a canarial disease."
A what, Dad? Canarial disease?
"Yep. No tweetment."
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