I couldn't pay the exorcist.

So he repossessed my house.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/shareinagroove
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Who is the most recognized exorcist from Mississippi?

Elvis Possessedly

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/stgm_at
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After the pro boxer retired, he became a successful exorcist.

He could beat the hell out of anyone!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Bubbachukk
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Why did the exorcist learn karate?

So he could beat the hell out of people!

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I'm a big movie nerd. I have yet to watch The Exorcist, but I might knock it off my watchlist this Thanksgiving Break....

I don't know, something just possessed me to do so.

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What did the exorcist do when he didn't get paid?

He had the guy repossessed.

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No matter how much you push the envelope,

it'll still be stationery.

If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

Did you hear about the crossed-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?

When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

When chemists die, they barium.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.

I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool .

Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.

This girl today said she recognized me from the Vegetarians Club, but I'd swear I've never met herbivore

I know a guy who's addicted to drinking brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.

A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.

When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A. I got some batteries that were given out free of charge.

A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.

A will is a dead giveaway.

With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

Police were summoned to a daycare center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. Did you hear about the fellow whose entire left side was cut off? He's all right now.

A bicycle can't stand alone; it's just two tired.

The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine last week is now fully recovered. He had a photographic memory but it was never fully developed.

When she saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she'd dye.

Acupuncture is a jab well done. That's the point of it.

Those who get too big for their pants will be totally exposed in the ends.

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Studying on campus when a friend read me this text from his dad

Q: What happens when a man forgets to pay the exorcist?

A: He gets repossessed!

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Pay Your Exorcist

Hear about the girl who didn't pay her exorcist. Well she got repossessed.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/DeanisBatman
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