What did the evil vacuum cleaner say to its son?
What's the name of albert Einstein's evil brother?
Somebody tried to tell me that "S" was the most evil letter.
What type of egg did the evil chicken lay
My friend called me in a panic and shouted, “An evil wizard turned me into a tiny harp! I don’t know what to do!” Frantically, I drove all the way to his house only to find out...
...he’s really a big lyre.
Have you heard about the evil group of men who control all the world’s cheese?
As the evil nano-bots swarmed the superhero’s wrist-based time piece, he exclaimed...
The Evil Queen was great at growing poisoned apples.
She was, however, terrible at cultivating evil pluots.
A sage once set himself on fire to cleanse the monastery of evil smells. [OC]
The evil queens mirror as been stolen.
Police are looking in to it.
Why were people in the middle ages so medival and when did people advance from being mid-evil to advanced-evil?
An evil proctologist would be a pain in the ass.
Where does the evil calculator go when he dies?
The devil is depicted as male, because he is evil with a d...
What is the root of all evil?
How did the shoe become so evil?
It sold its sole to the devil
An evil French chef mixes Kryptonite in their treats and flings them at Superman. Batman arrives on the scene but does nothing, allowing Jimmy Olsen to catch the pastries in a net, at which point Superman saves the day. It’s like they say:
Not all heroes snare crepes.
What is the evil isomer of aldehyde?
This is the root of all evil
What did the evil plant say when the good plant defeated it?
"Oh no! My plans have been soiled!"
We finally obtained the secret weapon to kill the evil Dolphin King!
It kind of defeats the porpoise, though.
Sometimes I think about becoming a mallard to do all the evil crazy stuff I can think of.
But that's no way to conduck myself
Once upon a time an evil witch decided to curse a young prince into a bear. The cursed prince sought help from a good wizard, but he refused. Why?
The prince was unbearable.
Why did the evil billionaire build his own SeaWorld?
Merely for entertainment porpoises.
How do you know the letters A through Y are all evil letters?
Because they're all not Z's
What do you call the Grim Reaper's Father's favorite evil chair?
Death's Pa's Seat O' Doom
Did you hear about the Neutral-Evil Knight?
He wasn't all the way evil, Just Mid-Evil
Did you head about the evil baked potato?
Did you hear the one about the evil tuna?
He was rotten to the alba-core
What's the most evil chord?
Did you know there's an unreleased episode of Pokemon where the main character turned evil?
He was quite the bad Ash.
What's the first thing you should do when confronted by an evil spirit?
There's a new evil group of people who control the world's cheese...
True story, just happened. My 10 year daughter, with an evil grin, just informed me "I can spell a bad word using the letters from "this."
And I was like "No shit?"
Did you hear about the evil tuna?
He was rotten to the albacore.
Source: Rocko's Modern Life.
My friend called me in a panic and shouted, “An evil wizard turned me into a tiny harp! I don’t know what to do!” Frantically, I drove all the way to his house only to find out...
...he’s really a big lyre.
What was the name of Albert Einstein's evil brother?
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